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SkylarJessica13

1. SkylarJessica13
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 5:48am UTC
   Why is grammar such a big deal?
   Grammar is inportant! Capitalization tells the difference between 'helping your Uncle Jack off a horse' and 'helping you Uncle jack off a horse'.
   O_o
   
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2. SkylarJessica13
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   November 26, 2011 5:40am UTC
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3. SkylarJessica13
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   November 26, 2011 5:33am UTC
   Will you go out with me?
   Do you like Justin Bieber?
   Uhm, sure.
   We will make beautiful children.
   
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4. SkylarJessica13
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   November 26, 2011 5:28am UTC
   Hey honey, everything alright?
   MOM I LOST MY V-CARD. AHH! HELP!!!
   YOU DID WHAT?!?!?
   I lost my visa card. I'm sorry!!!
   NEVER use that abbriviation.
   
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5. SkylarJessica13
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   November 26, 2011 5:21am UTC
   It takes a minute to get
   a crush on someone.
   An hour to like someone.
   A day to love someone.
   But a lifetime to forget someone.
   
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6. SkylarJessica13
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   November 26, 2011 5:15am UTC
   I just put my laundry in the fridge. Sometimes I think I'm retarded.
   I do that too.
   Put your laundry in the fridge?
   No, think you're retarded. :)
   
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7. SkylarJessica13
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   November 26, 2011 5:09am UTC
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8. SkylarJessica13
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   November 26, 2011 4:59am UTC
   Hey babe I just wanted to tell you how much I love you. <3
   *ACCHHOOOOOOOO*
   Babe you got a cold?
   No
   Then why did you sneeze?
   I'm allergic to bullshit.
   
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9. SkylarJessica13
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   November 26, 2011 4:55am UTC
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10. SkylarJessica13
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    November 26, 2011 4:53am UTC
    I wanna ask this girl out. Should I
    just sipit it out or give her compliments frist? And text or call?
    Spit it out, that way she will be surprised, and deffinetly call. ;)
    My phone isnt ringing. Are you sure you're calling the right girl?
    .....
    smaprtphoned.com
    
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11. SkylarJessica13
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    November 26, 2011 1:14am UTC
    Babe Ruth:
    From An Orphanage To the Hall Of Fame.
    ~dreams do come true.~
    
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12. SkylarJessica13
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    November 24, 2011 11:05pm UTC
    i wonder if love is even worth fighting for,
    then i think of you
    and im ready for war.
    
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13. SkylarJessica13
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    November 24, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    Giraffes are sexy.
    BECAUSE THEIR FACES ARE HOT,
    because heat rises
    ;)
    
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14. SkylarJessica13
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    November 23, 2011 9:29pm UTC
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15. SkylarJessica13
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    November 23, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    A story is told as much by silence then it is speech.♥
    Credit to tiffrose22
    Format: twilightgirl995
    
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16. SkylarJessica13
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    November 23, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    . . . Because I love the way
    you look at me when I wake up
    in your arms♥
    
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17. SkylarJessica13
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    November 23, 2011 6:48pm UTC
    Everything Is Okay In The
    End, And If It's Not Okay Then
    It's Not The End.
    
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18. SkylarJessica13
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    November 23, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    format by; idance
    baby, i hear melodies when your heart beats. it sings to me like;
    FA LA LA LA LA FA LA LA LA LA
    
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19. SkylarJessica13
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    November 23, 2011 12:50pm UTC
    Forget about getting kissed in the rain, i want to get kissed in the snow. ♥
    Credit to tiffrose22
    Format: twilightgirl995
    
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20. SkylarJessica13
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    November 21, 2011 9:28am UTC
    She's an actess,
    She's better known for the things that she does on the matress.
    
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