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  1. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2016 3:54pm UTC
    these train conversations
    ARE PASSING ME BY AND I AIN'T GOT
    nothing to say
    XXXXYOUXGETXWHATXXYOUXPAYXFORXXXX
    BUT I JUST HAD NO INTENTION
    OF LIVING THIS WAY

  2. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2016 12:50am UTC
    every key turning in its lock sounds the same and you're home somewhere but not with me
    i wonder if you're happy with the locks that you've got or if you miss the doors you used to walk through

  3. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2016 9:48pm UTC
    EIGHT years of resolutions
    oh yes i'm still gonna make a new year's resolution post oh boy
    2009
    -lose 15 pounds
    -stop biting my nails
    -be more popular
    -get an A in phys. ed.
    -cry less
    2010
    -lose 15 pounds
    -stop biting my nails
    -do 30 squats/thigh exercises a day
    -get an A in phys. ed.
    -be less sensitive
    2011
    -make an effort to be more attractive
    -be more laid back
    -get closer to [him]
    -do 30 sit ups a day
    -be happy
    2012
    -do 50 sit ups a day
    -be more open
    -make more friends
    -be happy
    2013
    -cry less
    -be happy
    -eat more healthily
    -run half a mile a day
    -develop close friendships
    -stop biting my f/cking fingernails
    2014
    -maintain a positive attitude
    -develop close friendships
    -quit being an as/hole
    -unf/ck my sleeping schedule
    -eat vegetarian for a short period
    -develop hobbies or something like forreal
    2015
    -develop a healthier lifestyle
    -make money and buy cute clothes and stuff
    -be positive
    -be nice to and friendly with everyone around me
    -be outgoing
    -purposely surround myself with the best people for me
    -learn how cars work
    2016
    -make more friends
    -get all A's in every class I take this year
    -git a job you goshdarned freeloader
    -be happy happy happy
    -learn to play an instrument a little bit

  4. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2016 9:20pm UTC
    THEY CALL KIDS LIKE US VICIOUS
    AND CARVED OUT OF STONE
    BUT FOR WHAT WE'VE BECOME
    we just feel more alone
    ALWAYS WEIGH WHAT I'VE GOT
    AGAINST WHAT I LEFT
    xxxxxxSOXPROGRESSXREPORTxxxxxx
    I'm missing you to death

  5. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2016 11:54am UTC
    i love people and my heart is as big as the ocean and im here for you but also how do you hold a conversation

  6. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2015 9:08pm UTC
    round here
    WE ALWAYS STAND UP STRAIGHT
    _ r o u n d h e r e, s o m e t h i n g __
    RADIATES

  7. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2015 7:07pm UTC
    YOU THOUGHT GOD WAS AN ARCHITECT, NOW YOU KNOW
    HE'S SOMETHING LIKE A PIPE BOMB READY TO BLOW
    AND EVERYTHING YOU BUILT THAT'S ALL FOR SHOW
    GOESXUPXINXFLAMES
    in 24 frames

  8. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2015 6:55pm UTC
    "Are you okay" is such a threatening question because I understand that giving off any impression of discontent is unacceptable under the roof of the people who feed me, in the company of people who care about me. I couldn't stop myself from crying at work or breaking down in school and I wanted to swerve into oncoming traffic and every day became a blur of tears and the hallway carpet I would collapse on when I got home and your asking me if I'm okay wasn't good enough because you only wanted the right answer.

  9. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2015 9:13pm UTC
    IT'S 4:30 AM ON A TUESDAY AND
    IT DOESN'T GET MUCH WORSE THAN THIS
    IN BEDS IN LITTLE ROOMS IN BUILDINGS
    IN THE MIDDLE OF THESE LIVES
    which are completely meaningless

  10. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2015 9:57pm UTC
    ARROWS
    "So you guys have been hanging out a lot lately."
    "Yeah."
    "Do you like him?"
    "Sure."
    "No, I mean, like..."
    "What?"
    "Are you interested in him?"
    "He's interesting, sure."
    "You know what I mean."
    "I'm not romantically interested in him, no."
    Twenty-one footsteps.
    "All right, will you be honest with me?"
    "Yeah."
    "Promise?"
    "Yeah."
    "Are you a lesbian?"
    "No."
    "You know I'd still love you were."
    "I'd hope so."
    "I would."
    "I'm not."
    "You've never admitted to liking a guy."
    "I like plenty of guys."
    "You know what I mean."
    "Yeah, okay."
    Fifteen footsteps.
    "So you can honestly tell me you're not interested in him at all?"
    "No."
    "Not at all?"
    "No."
    "At all."
    "Nope."
    "You're so weird."
    "Yeah, I guess," eeked out, with just a hint of resignation, between shrugged shoulders.

  11. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2015 5:42pm UTC
    I've survived two whole decades.

  12. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2015 9:17pm UTC
    kids are still depressed when you dress them up
    &
    syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

  13. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2015 9:23pm UTC
    Put your music on shuffle, write down the first ten songs and your favorite lyric for each song that comes on. No skipping.
    Stupid, Kacey Musgraves: Can't separate the salt from the sugar. There's nothing in your pockets. There's footprints on your face. You can't tell anymore if you're the rabbit or the snake.
    This, Ed Sheeran: You are the earth that I will stand upon. You are the words that I will sing.
    Washington Square, Counting Crows: I loved like a fountain, and it left me with nothing, just the memories of walking through Washington Square.
    Homesick at Space Camp, Fall Out Boy: Landing on a runway in Chicago and I'm grounding all my dreams of ever really seeing California because I know what's in between is something sensual in such non-conventional ways.
    A Thread of Light, Demon Hunter: Your imperfect path is a heart made of glass and the world is a charming grenade.
    Nutshell, Alice in Chains: And yet I find repeating in my head: if I can't be my own, I'd feel better dead.
    A Murder of One, Counting Crows: There's a bird that nests inside you, sleeping underneath your skin. Yeah, when you open up your wings to speak, I wish you'd let me in.
    Overthinking, Relient K: I was sinking, lower sinking, cuz I lost the things I held onto.
    Easy Hearts, Whiskeytown: I've had a pretty hard life for such an easy heart.
    Thinking of You, Kesha: But now my song's on the radio, and you see my face everywhere you go. I thought I'd call just to let you know I've been thinking of you.

  14. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2015 11:18pm UTC
    WE'RE ALL FLAWED AND WE'RE ALL PERFECT
    WE'RE ALL LOST AND WE'RE ALL HURTING
    ANDXJUSTXSEARCHING♥FOR
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    somebody to love

  15. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2015 11:01pm UTC
    we're all liars
    we're all legends
    we're all tens
    that want elevens
    we're all trying
    to get to heaven
    but not today

  16. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2015 9:49pm UTC
    I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER BEEN GOOD ENOUGH
    I ' M A L I T T L E B I T R U S T Y
    and I think my head is caving in
    AND I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER BEEN REALLY LOVED
    by a hand that's touched me

  17. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2015 10:47am UTC
    TWENTY THINGS ONLY A FLATMATE WOULD KNOW
    (as requested in q/7053680)
    1. I'll do my laundry eventually but for now it's fine on the desk chair.
    2. Breakfast isn't so much a meal as it is a motivation for me to drag my sorry axss out of bed.
    3. Poptarts are a meal f/ck you.
    4. A bowl of spinach is a meal too leave me alone.
    5. I can't cook for sh/t.
    6. I lose my glasses about every ten minutes and I throw a fit every time.
    7. WHERE ARE MY GLASSES WHAT THE F/CK DID I DO WITH MY GLASSES I CAN'T SEE.
    8. I haven't made my bed since elementary school and I never will again.
    9. I go through like two cartons of orange juice a week. It's because I'm from Florida.
    10. If the neighbors have a dog I'm going to build my schedule around the most opportune times to see the dog.
    11. Washing dishes is my favorite chore and I'm weird about it.
    12. When I'm barefoot I always walk on my tiptoes and I don't know why.
    13. I can be an early bird and night owl but f/ck the midafternoon.
    14. Yeah I'm drinking coffee at 10 pm what's your point???
    15. Yes my hair is a disaster it's always like this I don't know what you want me to do about it.
    16. I can't sing but that's not gonna stop me.
    17. I keep my phone in my bra. I keep my money in bra. Everything is in my bra.
    18. I'm probably gonna get lost within the apartment complex and call you to my rescue at some point.
    19. I'm gonna accumulate empty water bottles in my room and then one day you'll just see me carry like twenty all at once out to the trash.
    20. I have a terrible habit of sitting/lying on counters and tabletops and it's almost ritualistic.

  18. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2015 10:58pm UTC
    I wish I could wake up and be fifteen again and tell you about the terrible dream that I had where we grew up and grew apart and went to different schools in different cities and stopped talking to each other.
    I never would have been so hard to get if I knew you'd be so hard to get over.

  19. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2015 10:56pm UTC
    ....x...x...x...x...x...BUT I LOVED
    ..x...x...x...x...x...xxLIKE A FOUNTAIN
    & it left me with nothing

  20. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2015 7:39pm UTC
    ALL THE SWEETHEARTS OF THE WORLD
    ARE OUT LITTERING THE BARS
    & I am still avenues
    FROM ANY PLACE YOU ARE

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