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Skimrande

Status: your one stop shop for overused formats and bad poetry since 2011

Member Since: 28 Jun 2011 10:44pm

Last Seen: 14 Jan 2024 09:30pm

Birthday: October 23

Location: round here

Gender: F

user id: 188573

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  1. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2015 9:20pm UTC
    my mom:
    -has yet to congratulate me for earning my AA or for getting accepting into a university
    -consistently brings up uncomfortable subject matter to me simply because misery loves company
    -has explicitly told me on more than one occasion to get out of her house if I really can't stand the way she treats me
    -takes me leaving for college as some kind of personal offense

  2. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2015 11:25pm UTC
    ill probably never actually leave this site even if i stop posting quotes ill still check in all the time and even if steve gives up on the website ill still be visiting some unclaimed domain while letting a solitary tear roll dramatically down my cheek

  3. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2015 9:42pm UTC
    SOMEDAY I'LL APPRECIATE IN VALUE
    get off my axss and call you

  4. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2015 9:58pm UTC
    IT'S BEEN FOREVER SINCE I'VE GONE
    BUT I'M THE CUSACK ON THE LAWN
    OFXYOURXHEART
    MAY BE FOREVER TILL I GO
    BUT BEFORE THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW
    that I could tear that place apart

  5. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2015 9:45pm UTC
    trade baby blues for wide-eyed browns

  6. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2015 10:02pm UTC
    THE ONLY THING I HAVEN'T DONE YET IS DIE
    AND IT'S ME AND MY +1
    at the afterlife

  7. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2015 9:09pm UTC
    you took advantage of the fact that my heart bled for you even before you ripped it in half

  8. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2015 9:26pm UTC
    kiss away young thrills and kills
    ON THE MOUTHS OF ALL
    my friends

  9. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2015 7:05pm UTC
    CUZ I HEARD JESUS, HE DRANK WINE
    AND I BET WE'D GET ALONG JUST FINE
    HEXCOULDXCALMXAXSTORM
    ANDXXHEALXXTHEXXBLIND
    AND I BET HE'D UNDERSTAND
    a heart like mine

  10. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2015 5:56pm UTC
    i got four hours of sleep and a sh/tty haircut f/ck this day

  11. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2015 10:16pm UTC
    it's ridiculous that for every day i think about you that night i'll have a dream about you some stupid mundane dream about you that proves that i can't live without you like yeah since i can't be around you my brain will just make sh/t up and i'm overwhelmed because i know that you could never talk about how you felt so i'm left with this pebble wedged between the gears in my mind that leaves me stuck thinking that maybe you still care about me because the last time i saw you you kissed me goodbye but since then i haven't heard a single word and that hurts and it leaves me wondering if being rejected would have hurt as much as being ignored

  12. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2015 9:34pm UTC
    THEXBEAUTYXOFXGRACE
    IS THAT IT MAKES
    life not fair

  13. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2015 9:37pm UTC
    SOMETIMES
    QUIET IS
    VIOLENT

  14. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:06pm UTC
    SHE SAYS
    IXDON'TXNEEDXTOXBEXANXANGEL
    BUT I'M NOTHING IF I'M NOT
    this high

  15. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2015 6:46pm UTC
    I COULD PULL THE STEERING WHEEL

  16. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2015 11:04am UTC
    sometimes i make decisions with the kind of reckless abandon that can only flow from an attitude of disregard for tomorrow
    but i don't have a lxust for life
    i've got a bullet in my back pocket

  17. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2015 7:09pm UTC
    Name: Chrys
    Age: 19
    Height: 5'8
    Relationship status: guEsS
    Birthday: October 23
    Favorite color: orange
    Favorite bands: ohhhh man, fall out boy, alice in chains, scar symmetry, counting crows, relient k
    Favorite movie: Lilo & Stitch
    Last movie watched: i don't remember
    Favorite book: hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
    Last book read: i don't know
    # of siblings: four
    # of pets: two
    Best school subject: Enlgish
    Mac or PC? PC
    Cell phone type: some sh/tty flip phone
    Current shirt color: black
    Gamer? nah
    Day or night? probably day but idk
    Summer or winter? winter
    Most-visited website? youtube
    Celebrity crushes: Chris Young, Patrick Stump, Simone Simons, Kacey Musgraves, Ed Sheeran, I don't even know man

  18. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2015 9:49pm UTC
    AND I GET NO ANSWERS
    AND I DON'T GET NO CHANGE
    IT'SXRAININGXINXBALTIMORE
    baby,
    BUT EVERYTHING ELSE
    is the same

  19. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2015 9:54pm UTC
    AND I WISH IT WAS A SMALL WORLD
    cuz I'm lonely for the big towns

  20. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2015 7:09pm UTC
    I DON'T HAVE TO BE
    H A T E F U L
    I CAN JUST SAY
    bless your heart

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