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Siren23

1. Siren23
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   October 4, 2012 4:02pm UTC
   Me: "Hey buddy!"
   Friend: "Hey!"
   Me: "Halloween is tommorow."
   Friend: "I know."
   Me: "You're really good at telling ghost stories."
   Friend: "Uh-huh."
   Me: "Well, do you have one right now? I want to get into a Halloween-ish mood."
   Friend: "So, these people moved into this haunted house, and this spooky ghost went up to them and was all like Boo!"
   Me: "Uh, that's not very good but keep going."
   Friend: "And then they discussed politics and ate a lunch of toast and jam!" *makes ghost sounds*
   Me: "..."
   
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2. Siren23
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   October 4, 2012 3:57pm UTC
   My friend is texting one of her friends. (she is girl and he is guy)
   Guy: "do we hav hw 4 english class?"
   Girl: "Yea"
   Guy: "What was it? I wasn't in class."
   Girl: "Oh, nothing really. All we have to do is write a five page report on the theme of the novel that will count as a major test grade."
   Guy: "WHAT?!? I have to go get started! Bye!"
   Girl: "Bye!"
   *she texts me*
   Girl: "Hey buddy! Guess who just got pranked?"
   
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3. Siren23
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   October 4, 2012 3:47pm UTC
   Sitting in Social Studies minding my own business.
   Boy 1: "Hey, loser!"
   Boy 2: *looks*
   Boy 1: "Ha ha, you looked!"
   Me: *says really fast* "Loser says what?"
   Boy 1: "What?"
   Me:
   "HA!"
   
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4. Siren23
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   October 4, 2012 3:43pm UTC
   Hey guys to support Breast Cancer Awareness Month wear pink tommorow! Fave if you plan on doing this!
   
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5. Siren23
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   September 29, 2012 7:15pm UTC
   One time when I was younger at Walmart, I saw a boy dressed as Bat-Man riding around in a Barbie bike screaming. I really don't know why, but my advice is: Think before you do some things.
   
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6. Siren23
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   September 28, 2012 8:24pm UTC
   Doesn't anybody feel bad for the villains in movies? Sure they're evil. But sometimes you can understand their problems. For example, the Avengers. Now, I don't understand why Loki felt the need to poke people with a spear and try to take over the world; but my friends and I decided to make September 17th Loki Day. And now the 17th of October is Lord Voldemort Day.
   
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7. Siren23
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   September 28, 2012 8:12pm UTC
   "I pityed them. Do you know why? Because most people will never know than what they see with their own two eyes."
   -Nightcrawler, X-Men2
   The reason I like this quote is because it's true.
   
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8. Siren23
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   September 28, 2012 8:03pm UTC
   So my friends and I are at Chelsea Piers.
   Friend 1: "Ugh, that girl threw a ball at me in the trampoline room."
   Friend 2: "I don't like her. She's rude!"
   Friend 3: "We can get her back later."
   Friend 4: "Are you alright?"
   Friend 5: "Don't worry, she will leave soon."
   Me: "THAT'S A GIRL?!?"
   True Story :D
   I really thought it was a boy. I was not trying to be offensive. But it was still funny.
   
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9. Siren23
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   September 28, 2012 7:52pm UTC
   "Roses are Red,
   Violets are blue,
   I need to use the bathroom."
   Patrick Starr, Spongebob
   
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