Doctor: *Calls patient* You only have one week to live!
Me: *Hangs up & calls the boy I love.* "Hey. I just wanted to tell you how I feel before I die. The doctor says I only have 1 week to live. And I just wanted to tell you, before I go, that I love you. You are the most amazingest boy I have EVER met. I love you, WITH ALL MY HEART. Good-Bye."
Doctor: *Calls back* Whoops, wrong patient.. Your NOT going to die!"
Me: Awhh, F*CK! ;P