On the phone with the guy I like:
Me: I'm Bored.
Him: Me too. What do you want to do?
Me: I know! We should make up a story. Like I say a sentence then you.
Him: Ok, Ill start, once upon a time there was a pretty queen named Sierra,
Me: and there was a mean which named _______(not gunna say her name.) and she tried to poison the queen.
Him: Then the queens servant saved the queen. So the queen kissed him to show him how grateful she was. So she promoted the servant to king. Then they made babies, THE END.
Hahaa isnt he a keeper?