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  1. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 27, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    That FML Moment
    When the weirdest kid in school has a boyfriend/girlfriend and you realize that you'll be forever alone.
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  2. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 27, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    What I need is
    the dandelion in the spring.
    The bright yellow that means rebirth instead of destruction.
    The promise that life can go on,
    no matter how bad our losses.
    That It can be good again.
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  3. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 22, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Dear Twilight fans,
    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, so the can never get an erection.
    Sincerely, Enjoy Fantasizing about that.
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  4. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 22, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Birth Control Efectiveness.
    Condoms- 99%
    Birth Control Pills- 99%
    Crocs- 100%
    These stats are not true, i just saw this on facebook.
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  5. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 21, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    "It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together,
    As it does to fall appart."
    -Finnick Odair
    Format credit:Shawty123
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  6. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 16, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    ♦♦♦
    You know what really sucks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for?
    You fall anyway because you think he might turn out to be different..
    ♦♦♦
     
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  7. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 15, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    *Home alone*
    *Peeing with the door open*
    Normal people: "Eh, who cares? Im home alone! I can do whatever the f••k I want!!
    Me: "If i never close the door, then they wont be able to murder me when I open it!!"
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  8. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 14, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    That dirty look
    You get from a little kid when you tell them not to jump on the bed/couch
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  9. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 14, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Esteban: No one calls Esteban Julion Ricardo Montoya Del Rosa Ramires a thief!!
    Cody: No ones got the time.
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  10. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 6, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    My Boyfriend
    said to his mom, "How do i find the right girl ?"Her Answer;'
    "Don't worry about finding the right girl, concentrate on being the right guy " ♥
    Not my quote
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  11. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 4, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    Deep in the meadow, under the willow
    A bed of grass, a soft green pillow
    Lay down your head, and close your sleepy eyes
    And when again they open, the sun will rise.
    Here it's safe, here it's warm
    Here the daisies guard you from every harm
    Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true
    Here is the place where I love you.
    The Hunger Games
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  12. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 3, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    That sad moment
    when you get a few more notifications than usual and then it's like they are forbidden for the next month.
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  13. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 2, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    *What I think when I'm at school*
    Me: When am I going to use this in real life?
    Me: I hate you.
    Me: What If I just stood up and ripped off my pants?
    Me: Hey, sexy, why aren't you in my bed right now?
    Me: I hate you.
    Me: Move, Bi/tch! Get out the way, Bi/tch, get out the way!
    Me: Oh, yay! Lunch time! I wonder how I'll get poisoned today?!?
    Me: I will break-dance at your funeral.
    Me: When can I go home and get on Witty?
    Me: I like your plaid shorts and striped shirt.... "Sexy"
    Me: I still hate you.
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  14. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 2, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    Carly: Im creating a safe pestacide that you can spray on any plant without hurthing the envionment.
    Sam: I just want a boyfriend!
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  15. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 2, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis
    The disease you get if you breathe in silicon.
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  16. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     August 2, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    Sure, yeah...
    I'll make you a sandwich,
    but you gotta make one for me too.
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  17. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     July 31, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Hey, are you an Avox or do I just leave you speachless?
    You know me so well :)
    nmq
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     July 17, 2012 10:30pm UTC
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     July 17, 2012 10:23pm UTC
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  20. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
     July 13, 2012 11:38am UTC
    Patrick Star: Lets just take Bikini Bottom and *push* it somewhere else!
    Me: Lets just take One Direction and *put* them in my bed!
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