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iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx
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December 24, 2010 4:00pm UTC

Dear Santa,
I'd like to find this Canadian boy under my tree tomorrow
morning.(: You see, he's got amazing hair. He's extremely
funny & talented [&+] his name starts with a J...Oh, I'm sorry.
You thought I meant that Bieber kid? HELL NO. I was talking
about Jeydon Wale, silly Santa.(; xome
I love Justin Bieber, but I made this up & thought it was decently funny.(;

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ShareYourSecrets
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November 16, 2010 12:40pm UTC

Most girls think their biggest problems are not getting the guy they like.
Or "being in love."
Or not being thinner than a size 0.
Well, at least your parents aren't constantly fighting.
At least their not gone before you wake up.
At least you get to eat dinner with them once a week.
At least you have love from the people around.
So next time you feel lousy because a boy, or weight, or anything like that, SUCK IT UP!
Its not the end of the world, alright?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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andiwaslikee
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December 23, 2010 12:28pm UTC

Cleverbot: You are mean, then.
User: How.
Cleverbot: Turkey on rye with Swiss cheese, toasted at 450 degress Fahrenheit for 1 minute 30 seconds.
User: Tuna on white, light mayo, no crust, cut into two triangle halfs.
Cleverbot: Looks like someone fell out of the stupid tree, and hit every branch on the way down.
User: Looks someone else rides on the short bus.
Cleverbot: *puts out the cigerette and relaxes* Oh? And what would you know about that?
User: *gets out of the pool and drys herself with a SpongeBob towel* My mom drives the short bus and always complains that whenever you whip your hair your wig flys off and smacks her in the face.
Cleverbot: *Gets out of bed to chase you*.
User: *Starts whipping hair to fight you off*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back* Remember I will always love you. *dies.*.
User: *starts crying tears of happiness because your finally dead*.
ahahahahahha ohhhh cleverbot! ;D

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Lailahh
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December 1, 2010 4:21am UTC

Calling me ugly won't make you pretty.
In fact, it just makes you uglier.

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Lailahh
posted a quote
December 1, 2010 4:24am UTC

Dear Steve,
With all due respect, but I believe that it be would more appropriate for the URL of Witty to be wittygirls.com instead of wittyprofiles.com
Thank you, Witty Girls

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shortstacklover
posted a quote
December 1, 2010 4:37am UTC

Saying sorry to your pet when you hit them..

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whatsfunnyis
posted a quote
December 1, 2010 4:39am UTC

If I died, would you cry?, he asks.
A few months ago, I would have, but I don't know anymore, I reply.
Oh, okay, is all he had to say.
♥

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whatsfunnyis
posted a quote
December 1, 2010 4:39am UTC

If I died, would you cry?, he asks.
A few months ago, I would have, but I don't know anymore, I reply.
Oh, okay, is all he had to say.
♥

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softballismygame8
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November 18, 2010 6:07pm UTC

No, really. It’s okay.
I didn't really want to feel good about my self anyway today..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ShareYourSecrets
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 11:57am UTC

Hey everyone !
This is another one of those profiles that you will be allowed
to sign onto and share your secrets, vent your feelings or
do anything you want to without releasing your name! you can post whatever you like but there is 1 rule :
NO ABUSING THE ACCOUNT IN ANY WAY!!
Username: ShareYourSecrets
Password: secrets101

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SJ
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October 20, 2010 3:31am UTC

A Very Potter Sequel.
Ron: Where have you been all my life?
Harry: In a cupboard under some stairs. . .

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SJ
posted a quote
October 20, 2010 3:36am UTC

A Very Potter Sequel
SIRIUS BLACK! SIRUIS BLA- op, checkmate. SIRIUS BLACK!!!
~Snape

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SJ
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October 20, 2010 3:59am UTC

A Very Potter Musical
Voldemort: What do you want with a rocket ship? What business do you have on Mars?
Draco: well, lets just say Pigfarts, Pigfarts here I come
Pigfarts, Pigfarts yum, yum, yum
:]

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SJ
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October 20, 2010 3:49am UTC

A Very Potter Sequel
Daddy, you came to love me!!!!!!!!!!!
~Draco Malfoy

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SJ
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November 3, 2010 10:53am UTC

Ron : Yeah
Herman ! Lets
See you draw
Something
right now.
In front
of everybody
Everybody: Ya, Hermen. Draw
Harry: Hey, guys. GUYS! This is
no way to go about it... I got just
the thing... Hermione can't
draw
A Very Potter Sequel

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SJ
posted a quote
November 3, 2010 11:00am UTC

WHEN I RULE THE WORLD,
I ' l l p l a n t f l o w e r s
A Very Potter Musical

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SJ
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November 13, 2010 12:13pm UTC

Ron: It's Hermione! It's just like, I can't get her out of my head and every time I look at her I have these pains in my chest and I just know it's her fault, that b●tch. I'm just not cut out for this Harry, I'm not.
Harry: Yeah man. I know what you mean. It's like when you're trying to save the world and the whole worlds is just against you.
Ron: NO NO NO no no no. This isn't about you! Why does every conversation we have to have to has to turn into Potter Talk!
Harry: It's not Potter Talk!
Ron: NO NO. I'm miserable! And all you can do is talk about yourself! You're like the most self absorbed guy I know! If you were miserable, I'd be there for you, but you won't even listen to me, and I'm sick of it! So good luck with whatever you where talking about and I hope that you and Voldemort live happily ever after, because me, I am never going to be happy again! So I am just going to curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days!

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