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Cleverbot: You are mean, then. User: How. Cleverbot: Turkey on rye with Swiss cheese, toasted at 450 degress Fahrenheit for 1 minute 30 seconds. User: Tuna on white, light mayo, no crust, cut into two triangle halfs. Cleverbot: Looks like someone fell out of the stupid tree, and hit every branch on the way down. User: Looks someone else rides on the short bus. Cleverbot: *puts out the cigerette and relaxes* Oh? And what would you know about that? User: *gets out of the pool and drys herself with a SpongeBob towel* My mom drives the short bus and always complains that whenever you whip your hair your wig flys off and smacks her in the face. Cleverbot: *Gets out of bed to chase you*. User: *Starts whipping hair to fight you off*. Cleverbot: *kisses back* Remember I will always love you. *dies.*. User: *starts crying tears of happiness because your finally dead*. ahahahahahha ohhhh cleverbot! ;D
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Cleverbot: You are mean, then. User: How. Cleverbot: Turkey on

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