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1. SecretsAndVenting
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   April 30, 2013 4:19pm UTC
   So my friend and I got in a fight today. It was weird.
   We're in chorus together.
   Every day the sopranos make fun of the altos and say jokes like "How many altos does it take to screw a lightbulb? None. They can't get up that high."
   Then they make fun of the tenors with "If you took all the tenors in the world and laid them end to end, it would be a good idea."
   Then they make fun of the basses with "How could you tell if a bass is dead? What's the difference?"
   Then they make fun of the sopranos with "How do you make a soprano's eyes sparkle? Put a flashlight in her ear."
   And it basically goes around like that.
   So today I told my soprano friend another really funny joke I saw online yesterday.
   She laughed and was like "Well soprano's usually have the melody"
   And I nodded because....I know.
   Then she gradually just started getting defensive with it.
   "I CHOSE TO SING SOPRANO BECAUSE I HAVE A HIGH VOICE."
   "THERE WOULDN'T BE A SOPRANO PART IF IT WASN'T NEEDED"
   and she was basically defending it as if I told her that she's a terrible person.
   Eventually she said "I'm sick of everyone teasing me for being a soprano" and just turned around and stopped talking.
   Later that day we had chorus class and the entire time we were singing she just looked at me as if I murdered her family.
   I personally think that she's over tired because for the past 3 weeks she's being staying at school until 10 PM for tutoring, singing lessons, and softball.
   But it's obvious to me that she won't talk to me until I apologize.
   But I have nothing to apologize for.
   And even if I did say sorry, I'd have to include that it's probably because she's over tired.
   But saying that would make her very angry and she would get angry again.
   What is up with girls?
   
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   April 30, 2013 4:05pm UTC
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3. SecretsAndVenting
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   April 30, 2013 4:02pm UTC
   ATTENTION!
   IMPORTANT MESSAGE!
   Do you want a place to anonymously vent whatever's on your mind without getting judged by your friends?
   Do you want to tell a secret, but don't trust any of your friends with it?
   Your problems end here!
   This is an account for venting and telling secrets anonymously, so none of your friends will find out if or if not you posted this.
   Information for logging on is in the about section of this profile (SecretsAndVenting).
   Have a nice day!
   
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4. SecretsAndVenting
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   April 30, 2013 3:59pm UTC
   ATTENTION!
   IMPORTANT MESSAGE!
   Do you post vent quotes and your followers get sick of them?
   Do you want to tell someone a secret but know you can't trust anyone?
   Here you go!
   This is an anonymous account for telling secrets and venting. You don't need to worry about your best friend finding out that Camryn told Amanda that Stephanie heard that Mandii thinks that Sasha has a crush on your best friend's crush. You can just say it here.
   Point is. You can tell all of your secrets or get rid of whatever's holding that weight on your chest, here.
   The information to log in is on my profile (SecretsAndVenting)
   Have a nice day, beautifuls.
   
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