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SecretSequin

  1. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    Lets face it, we all spend those minutes before
    sleep dreaming up situations in our head that will
    never happen.

  2. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    She loves him
    She can't tell him
    She loves him
    She's his friend
    She loves him
    She thinks he's perfect
    She loves him
    But he doesn't love her
    Yet even still
    She loves him
    like no one else will

  3. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    HIM
    your best friend, your boy friend, your soul mate, your rock, your joy, your laughter, yours.
    Then the heartbrake, the tears, the anger, the lonely nights, everything taking over.
    You move on, you convince yourself, you finally think the whole mess is over.
    You're happy. You've finally got over it.
    You see HIM. And it all comes flooding back.

  4. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    Its nothing shhh im fine

  5. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    I want to be the one...
    You fall asleep cuddling with
    You text good morning to.
    You comfort when she's down
    You laugh with when she's happy
    I want to be that girl that
    you love with all your heart.
    I want to be that girl you can’t stop thinking about.
    I want to be that girl that
    you never thought you could love so much.
    I want to be that girl that you love unconditionally.
    I want to be her.
    I want to be yours.

  6. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Hey there Delilah
    Whats it like in new york city?
    I'm a thousand miles away
    But girl, tonight you look pretty
    Yes you do

  7. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    My little toe is very attractive

  8. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    I'm over it

  9. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    My f rench exchanges mum is an English teacher...

  10. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I was looking forward to prom for years...
    Until I realised I was home-schooled

  11. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 11:21am UTC
    To all high-school dropouts...
    Next time I talk to you, get it right, I ordered a medium fries.

  12. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    My blood type is the same as my outlook on life - B positive

  13. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    I want a witty best friend.

  14. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Seeing someones chat status as "I'm available" and taking it the wrong way...

  15. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 11:10am UTC
    I got up this morning, tripped over my bra, and yelled ahhhh BOOBY TRAP

  16. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 10:14am UTC
    I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse ♥

  17. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    sometimes i like to fill up my bath with tomato sauce, sit in it and pretend i'm a meatball.

  18. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Smiling but we're close to tears
    Even after all these years
    I just now got the feeling that we're meeting
    For the first time

  19. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Roses are red, I have a phone.
    Nobody texts me.
    Forever alone.

  20. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    Me at the airport...
    Check in woman: Did you pack your own bags?
    Me: Thinks in head *Yeaaahhh, wait did I? This place is so indimidating...why can't they leave me alone, argh now I'm thinking I didnt even pack my own bags - NOOOOOOOOOO my life is over I'm gonna be arrested*
    Mom:
    Grandad:
    The Queen:
    Pet goldfish:
    Population of the world:
    Me: yeah
    Check in woman: You're now free to pass through to departures
    Me: *this womans so nice, she didnt accuse me of plotting world destruction*

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