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SeXy_TaN_ChiCk

1. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
   posted a quote
   January 18, 2004 5:14pm UTC
   LiFe iSnT MeaSurEd bY tHa NuMbA oF BreaThEs tHat yOu TaKe bUt bY tHa NuMbA oF BreaTheS tHaT TaKe yOuR BreaTh AwaY
   
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2. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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   January 18, 2004 5:00pm UTC
   iM hOt...iM wET...iM NaKeD...;-)!
   iM iN tHe sHoWeR...wHeRe DiD yOu tHiNk i WaS...LoL
   
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3. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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   January 18, 2004 5:00pm UTC
   One Sheep, Two Sheep, Three Sheep, Four. Red Sheep, Blue Sheep, Green Sheep, SNORE!
   
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4. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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   January 18, 2004 4:59pm UTC
   I always give 100% at school:
   13% Monday
   22% Tuesday
   26% Wednesday
   35% Thursday
   4% Friday
   
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5. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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   January 18, 2004 4:58pm UTC
   WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??
   
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6. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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   January 18, 2004 4:58pm UTC
   Three wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do
   
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7. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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   January 18, 2004 4:56pm UTC
   IyM SpInNiNg On MaH CoMpUtEr ChAiR RyTe NoW... I'LL TaLk TeW YeW WhEn I CaN C StRaIt
   
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8. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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   January 18, 2004 4:56pm UTC
   It's ok to kiss a fool.
   It's ok to let a fool kiss you.
   But never let a kiss fool you.
   
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9. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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   January 18, 2004 4:56pm UTC
   I'm not really away, but everybody else has an away message so I felt left out.
   
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10. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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    January 18, 2004 4:55pm UTC
    I'm figuring out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!!
    
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11. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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    January 18, 2004 4:55pm UTC
    IF TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF OUR LIVES... WHAT THE HELL WAS YESTERDAY??
    
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12. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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    January 18, 2004 4:54pm UTC
    If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
    
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13. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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    January 18, 2004 4:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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14. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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    January 18, 2004 4:51pm UTC
    you can fall from the sky.
    you can fall from a tree.
    but the best way to fall
    is in love with me.
    
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15. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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    January 18, 2004 4:46pm UTC
    be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
    
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16. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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    January 18, 2004 4:46pm UTC
    I'll go on without you
    It will be hard I know
    I can't let this bring me down
    I'll never let it show
    So I'll keep it all inside
    And I'll never let on
    Inside my heart is breaking
    But my smile still stays on
    
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17. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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    January 18, 2004 4:44pm UTC
    PpL c.H.a.N.g.E tHinGs gO w.R.o.n.G sTuFF H.a.P.P.e.n.S bUt LiFe . gOeS . oN
    
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18. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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    January 18, 2004 4:43pm UTC
    LiVe uR nXt 5 MiN LiKe tHeY wErE uR LaSt 5 MiN
    
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19. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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    January 18, 2004 4:43pm UTC
    LifE wAs sO mUcH EaSieR WeN uR cLotHeS DiDnT MaTcH aNd BoYs hAd cOoTieS
    
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20. SeXy_TaN_ChiCk
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    January 18, 2004 4:43pm UTC
    i've seEn . mAni bOiz buT babi yOuR it > u got mE dRawin' heartz round ur name n' sHyt thiNkin' bOut tHa wAy u loOkn' tha way u smeLL i ((nEva)) thOuqHt i woOd bE tripPin' but [dAmnn] i fEll..Nd BoY dId i FaLL nD wEn i FaLL i FaLL hArD!
    
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