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  1. JustPretend JustPretend
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 2:35am UTC
    Are you ok?
    I dont know maybe:
    I mean mums closed the door and changed the keys
    I mean im 16 and trying to go to school
    But sometime i cry myself to sleep
    I mean i try to be strong but i cant survive every hurricane
    Yet you still ask me if im ok?.
    What do you think...

  2. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    *Plastic bag drifts by*
    Me: *looks around*
    Me: Katy Perry?

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    squirrels
    don't know the square
    root of x and they seem
    to be doing fine
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    it's 2013 and i still can't teleport to other countries
    to hang out with my internet friends.
    is this some kind of joke

  5. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    I can only imagine how the 11 year olds today are going to complain about the next crop of 11 year olds.
    "OMG 11 year olds are so spoiled these days. Like, when i was 11, I only had an iPhone and UGGS. And I was happy. Ugh!"

  6. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 11:50am UTC
    Kids who were born in 2000
    are going to be teenagers this year.
    What.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    grandma:
    so do you have a boyfriend yet?
    me:
    not in this economy
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  9. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    Siri is just Iris backwards
    Iris is the Greek goddess of messages
    mind= blown

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    what if
    birds aren't singing and they're
    screaming because they are
    afraid of heights
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    you could give me 43 years of
    homework to do and i wouldnt do it
    until the night before
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  12. bettyann123 bettyann123
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    I'm having way too many blonde moments for a girl with brown hair.

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    me texting mom:
    okay, see you at home. love you.
    mom texting me:
    c u l8tr. lve u2.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  14. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    I would rather...
    have a boyfriend who's dorky but a total sweatheart,
    than a really hot guy who is a player and flirts with every girl.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    there are mean parents
    and then there are parents who
    turn off the wifi at night
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  16. sexybreadtin sexybreadtin
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    Imagine if..
    Your eyes changed color based on your emotions.
    Yellow - Happy
    Red - Angry
    Blue- Peaceful
    Green- Jealous
    Purple - Amused
    Pink - In Love
    Grey - Depressed
    White - Insecure
    Brown - Relaxed
    Orange - Rejected
    Black - Lost
    Gold - Hopeful
    Silver - Surprised
    What color would your eyes be?

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    I wish you could reach inside yourself
    and rip your feelings out
    so you could put them on a table and
    just point and be like
    “Look this is how I feel
    This is what I’m trying to say”
    because for the first time in my life
    I feel utterly restricted by words
    and I’m sure a lot of other people do as well..

  18. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not

  19. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 10:57pm UTC
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  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    I want a boy
    who would shove ice cream in my face.
    Who will wrestle with me.
    Who shows me off to his friends.
    Who treats me with respect.
    Who will call me at 4 in the morning
    and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
    Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
    Who could break my heart,
    but wouldn’t even dream of it.

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