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  1. xoxowincy xoxowincy
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 3:24am UTC
    Alright, I just have to save this somewhere. My boyfriend sent this to me but about half an hour before, he said he was going to bed. Oh, and this came in FIVE texts.
    Haley, you're amazing, I love you, you are beautiful, I miss you already, you mean more to me than music, when I hug you I'm tempted to never let go, when I see you I never wanna look away, when I'm with you I'm happy, when I'm with you I feel like I can do anything, I hope I never lose you, I would do anything to keep you in my life, when I kiss you I get even happier, when I'm alone with you I wish I could spend the rest of my life like that, when my arm is around you I can't be mad, I hope you stay in my life, if you leave me I don't know what I'd do, whatever I did to deserve you was the best decision of my life! On second thought, I don't deserve you! You're amazing and beautiful and deserve nothing but the best! But the best I can give you is my love and I hope that's enough.. Oh, and did I mention, I LOVE YOU!
    And he says he doesn't deserve me... funny. I love him so much.
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. SmilemyDarling SmilemyDarling
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 11:08am UTC
    Smile, because you are beautiful(:

  4. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 11:28am UTC
    &what
    would josh from drake
    and josh say if he knew
    that this is the last
    season of oprah?

  5. roll_tide_roll roll_tide_roll
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
    She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
    She immediately moved to another seat.
    This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
    The man seemed more amused.
    When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
    she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
    The case came up in court.
    The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
    what he had to say for himself.
    The man replied,
    'Well your Honor, it was like this:
    when the lady got on the bus,
    I couldn't help but notice her condition.
    She sat down under a sign that said,
    'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
    Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
    'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
    Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
    'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
    But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
    and sat under a sign that said,
    'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
    ... I just lost it.'
    'CASE DISMISSED!!'
    credit: stumble upon!


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  7. TypicalTeenager TypicalTeenager
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    Teacher: "Stand up if you think your an idiot"
    *Student stands up*
    Teacher: "Oh so you think your an idiot?"
    Student: "Nah , I just didnt want to see you up there alone♥
    (c) No jocking !

  8. Serena_Forever_Love Serena_Forever_Love
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    After awhile,
    You learn that you don't need anyone else to survive.
    No one is ever going to always be there
    no matter what they promise you.
    You just gotta suck it up && accept it.
    - Hey Arnold

  9. xoxoballiinn16 xoxoballiinn16
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    "All you do is sit on that computer"
    Lies. I sit on the chair.

:)

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