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1. Sassylemon
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   April 16, 2012 11:54pm UTC
   [] Kissed someone before dating
   [] Gotten a phone taken away at school
   [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
   [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
   Total so far: 1
   [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
   [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
   [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
   [] Missed school just because you felt like it
   []Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
   Total so far: 3
   [] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
   [x] Texted people during class
   [x] Passed notes
   [x] Threw stuff across the room
   [x] Laughed at the teacher
   Total so far: 4
   [x] Took pictures during school hours
   [] Called someone during school hours
   [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
   Total so far: 2
   [] Threw something at the teacher
   [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
   [] Broke the dress code
   [] Failed a class
   [] Ate food during class
   Total so far: 1
   [] Been called the worst student
   [x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
   [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
   [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
   Total so far: 3
   [] Faked your parents signature
   [x] Slept in class
   [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
   [x] Copied homework
   [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
   [] Thrown food in the lunch room
   Total so far: 4
   *multiply your score by 3*
   i got a 54
   
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2. Sassylemon
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   April 16, 2012 11:48pm UTC
   Girlish
   [x] I like at least one shade of pink
   [] I don't like being messy
   [] My belongings are organized
   [] I don't like rock music
   [] like wearing accessories
   [x] Bright colors amaze me
   [] I hate black
   [] I go to the salon once a week
   [x] I comb my hair almost all the time
   [x] I bring my phone with me everywhere
   [x] I like wearing tight pants
   Boyish
   [x] I like wearing baggy pants
   [] I play video games
   [x] I like Akon
   [x] I like wearing jackets with hoods
   [x] I'm too lazy to do chores
   [] I don't like shopping unless it's for me
   [x] I would go bungee jumping
   [] I like being sweaty
   [] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes(used to be)
   [x] I wear perfume/cologne
   Nerdy
   [] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket
   [] I enjoy studying
   [] I wear glasses
   [] I'm a straight-A student
   [] I've never skipped any class in my whole life.
   [] I like my shirt tucked in
   [] One of my favorite subject is science
   [] I like reading mystery books
   [] My assignments are passed up on
   time
   Emo
   [] I am crazy about the color black
   [] I sit at the corner
   [x] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes.
   [] I like heavy metal/rock music
   [x] I have a lot of problems in my life
   [] I don't talk much
   [] I don't have that many friends
   [] I barely have fun
   [] I barely go out with my Parents or friends
   Childish
   [] I love to stare at the ceiling for ten minutes
   [] I sleep with a stuff toy/pillow.
   [] I watch cartoons
   [] I love to invent words only i understand
   [] I sleep with a night light
   [] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
   [] I'm scared of roller coasters
   [] I like being with my family relatives
   [] I take bubble baths
   
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3. Sassylemon
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   April 15, 2012 11:23am UTC
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4. Sassylemon
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   February 20, 2012 9:44pm UTC
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5. Sassylemon
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   February 20, 2012 10:30am UTC
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6. Sassylemon
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   February 19, 2012 12:40am UTC
   I am 56%obsessed with my looks. :
   I own:
   [x] hair straightener
   [x] curling iron
   [] mousse
   [x] hairspray
   [] gel
   [] other sprays
   [x] bobby pins
   [x] hair clips
   [x] hair ties
   [x] round barrel brush
   [x] blow dryer
   [x] mirror
   [] I have dyed my hair
   [] I have/had highlights
   TOTAL: 9
   Eyes: I own
   [x] black eyeliner
   [x] other color eyeliner
   [x] eye shadow
   [x] mascara
   [] fake eyelashes
   [x] eyelash curler
   [x] eye shimmer
   [] contacts
   [x] stunna shades
   [x] eye makeup remover
   TOTAL: 8
   Lips/Teeth: I own
   [] clear lip gloss
   [x] red or pink lip gloss
   [x] lipstick
   [x] chap stick
   [] lip plumper
   [] electric toothbrush
   [] teeth whitener
   [] more than 15 lip glosses
   [x] toothpaste
   TOTAL: 4
   Complexion/Overall Face: I own
   [x] blush
   [x] moisturizer
   [x] face wash
   [] bronzer
   [x] makeup remover
   [] face wipes
   [] powder
   [x] cover up
   TOTAL: 5
   Nails:
   [x]nail polish/varnish
   [] filer
   [x] nail clipper
   [] nail buffer
   [] cuticle remover
   [] nail hardener
   [] nail brush
   [] fake nails
   [] nail scissors
   TOTAL: 2
   Total score: 28
   now multiply by 2
   
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7. Sassylemon
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   February 13, 2012 11:52pm UTC
   FACT:
   People with brown/hazel eyes are the most fun and happy. They kiss the best & will love when not wanted; they always end up falling for people they haven't known long. They are the most hyper & crazy people, you can't do better than them. Re-post if you have brown eyes.
   
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8. Sassylemon
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   February 13, 2012 11:45pm UTC
   Never Regret
   Something
   That Once
   Made You Smile
   
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9. Sassylemon
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   February 13, 2012 11:40pm UTC
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10. Sassylemon
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    February 13, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    Keep walking, keep talking,
    you got nothin on me
    keep smiling, because
    you know that you CAN'T
    do what I do
    keep starring, comparing
    thinking what it would be like
    to be in my shoes...
    you can't
    do what I do.
    
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11. Sassylemon
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    February 13, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    A good friend
    sees the first tear
    catches the second
    and stops the third...
    
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12. Sassylemon
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    February 13, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Friendship fact #2: My partner in crime
    My other half
    My best friend
    
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13. Sassylemon
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    February 13, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    Girl: "I hate having blonde moments"
    Boy: "I enjoy it when you have blonde moments"
    Girl: "Ya... so you can make fun of me?" :(
    Boy: "No. Because you look cute when you have them"
    God: "Marry this boy."
    
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14. Sassylemon
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    February 13, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    It's not easy
    being me....
    But it sure is funny
    watching people try
    
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15. Sassylemon
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    February 13, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    I'm 10% Sugar
    & 10% Spice
    But I'm 80% B****
    So you betta be nice.
    
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16. Sassylemon
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    February 13, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    To love with out condition
    To talk with out intention
    To give without reason
    And to care without expectation
    Is the heart of a true friend
    and a true friend is a friends forever.
    
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17. Sassylemon
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    February 13, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    What do you do when the only one
    who can make you stop crying
    is the one who made you cry?
    
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18. Sassylemon
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    February 13, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Remember my name
    Remember my face
    cause there ain't
    no other honey that
    can take my place
    
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19. Sassylemon
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    February 13, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Hater fact #1: TRUST NO MAN
    Fear no b****
    
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20. Sassylemon
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    February 13, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    <3 L O V E <3
    everything happens
    for a reason...
    <3
    
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