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SashaFierce

1. SashaFierce
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2012 4:28pm UTC
   Life is a board game.
   Your heart is the dice.
   So before you roll,
   You better think twice.
   
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2. SashaFierce
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 8:44pm UTC
   Follow
   for a follow .
   You know you want to ! ;D
   
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3. SashaFierce
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 8:35pm UTC
   I want a Witty Bestfriend,
   any takers ? <3
   I'll be a good bestfriend, I swear . :)
   
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4. SashaFierce
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2012 8:06pm UTC
   Liz: C'mon Nick, what do you expect? To live happily ever after?
   Nick: Yes.
   -The Parent Trap
   
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5. SashaFierce
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2011 7:14pm UTC
   That awkward moment when...
   even Steve can't get a top quote.
   
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6. SashaFierce
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2011 7:11pm UTC
   OKAY- so... I met this guy when I went on vacation..
   That entire vacation we hung out all day & all night, he told me he loved me, and we kissed a lot..
   When I got home, I was texting my friend & he said that he saw the guy making out with some girl. I asked if it was me & he said no, it was this other girl, (I'm not going to say any of these peoples names.)
   I was pretty heart broken & I thought he was a jerk but I still had a little bit of hope that maybe... SHE kissed HIM.
   But, then, I added him on Facebook & when he accepted, I noticed that
   HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND..
   I thought, okay, it's probably that girl my friend saw him kissing...
   NOPE. He cheated on his girlfriend by getting another girlfriend and then he cheated on his second girlfriend by kissing some girl.
   It gets better... He's friends with ALL THREE of us on Facebook. He deserves an award for pulling this much off. I feel bad for his first girlfriend. She probably doesn't even realize any of this,
   Favorite this if you think he's a jerk.
   If you read all of this, I love you. <3
   I just needed to get that out; I fell for him really hard.
   
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7. SashaFierce
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   July 24, 2011 5:36pm UTC
   Why is it that , when I say "I'm not going to let this bother me" ,
   it still does ?
   
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8. SashaFierce
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   July 23, 2011 5:48pm UTC
   I haven't showered since Wednesd ay ...
   I regret nothing .
   
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9. SashaFierce
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2011 6:46pm UTC
   Jesus didn't reject people .
   Neither should you.
   
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10. SashaFierce
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Have you ever been
    surrounded by people
    but still felt completely
    ALONE ?
    that is truly the worst.
    
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11. SashaFierce
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    I have screwed up 96% of my teenage life
    [x] Kissed someone before dating
    [x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [x] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far:4
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [x]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 9
    [X] Got your mom, dad, sister etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 14
    [X] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] texted someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 17
    [x] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 21
    [x] Been called the worst student
    [x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 25
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x]Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 32
    Multiply by 3 for a total.
    Post as "I have screwed up __% of my teenage life''
    
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12. SashaFierce
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    " Babies aren't dishwasher safe..."
    -Daniel Tosh
    
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13. SashaFierce
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    June 22, 2011 2:22pm UTC
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14. SashaFierce
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    All my life , I've been good .
    But now- I'm thinking ,
    WHAT.THE.HELL.?!
    -Avril Lavigne
    
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15. SashaFierce
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    "Kangaroo's can't jump backwards .
    It's not funny but at least you learned something .
    So , if you're being attacked by a kangaroo ,
    Just stand behind him ."
    -Daniel Tosh
    
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16. SashaFierce
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    June 22, 2011 1:49pm UTC
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17. SashaFierce
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 2:13am UTC
    Quiz
    10 favorites
    Favorite Color: Clear..
    Favorite Food: Ribs
    • Favorite Singer: Christofer Drew Ingle
    • Favorite Show:Psych
    • Favorite Sport: Dance ?
    • Favorite Season: spring .
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: Wednesday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Birthday Cake
    • Favorite Time of Day: DAY ? obviously ?
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: Torn .
    • Current Taste: Spearmint
    • Current Clothes: Tiedye shirt &+ pajama pants
    • Current Computer: HP mini
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: Hot pink &+ black
    • Current Time: 2:13 AM
    • Current Surroundings: bedroom furniture ?
    • Current Annoyance: Guys .
    • Current Thought: I like him , I love him .
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: Maddy B.
    First crush this school year: Christian
    • First Screen Name: FLrosiegirl .
    • First Pet: mini wiener dog
    • First Piercing: Ears
    • First Thing You Did Today: wake up ?
    • First Thing You Ate Today: cheeze its
    • First School: Manchester .
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: comfort food. Ice cream
    • Last Car Ride: coming back from Cold Stone
    • Last Text Message: "I do love him . It's just that I've known him forever . He's like an aquired taste."
    Last Movie Seen: Green Lantern
    Last Item Bought: Skinny's
    Last CD Played: Avril Lavigne , Goodbye lullaby
    • Last Website You Were On: Witty & facebook .
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: yeah
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: everyday .
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: almost
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: yeah , a few times .
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: maybe
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: yeah.
    5 Places You've Been To
    1. my house ?
    2. Mike Ditka resort
    3. Bowie golf course
    4. Perkins<|3
    5. California
    4 Things •
    You're Wearing: same thing as earlierrrr ?
    • You Did Last Night: Skyped Charlie
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: My brothers music
    • You Can't Live Without: My bestfriend .
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • 1. Gavin
    • 2 Ashley
    • 3. Morgan
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white: white .
    • 2. hot or cold: cold
    1 Love
    Mitchell Davis<3
    ***Not my Quiz nor format
    
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18. SashaFierce
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    "Good morning , Beautiful."
    is the best text he's ever sent me
    &+he doesn't even realize it .
    <3
    
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19. SashaFierce
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    &+ we were sitting in class
    &+ I looked over at him and he was
    staring at me
    I caught him , he blushed .
    &+ now , I actually believe him .
    He does like me .
    <3
    
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20. SashaFierce
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    &+he said…:
    “To me,you are like a new born puppy that’s so cuteand adorable and interesting.”
    So , I said…:
    “ But doesn’t theexcitementof the puppy usually wear off though ?”
    &+He replied…:
    “ yes . But , you always still love the dog no matter what . Plus , YOU are like the puppy that stays a puppy . That cute , adorable puppy .”
    I think I’m falling in love with him;
    &+ He’s way too good for me ! <3
    
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