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SamiLennon

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Member Since: 7 Jan 2012 12:54pm

Last Seen: 6 Apr 2015 01:27pm

Birthday: November 26

Gender: F

user id: 261064

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Lmao just found this account from 3 years ago.... 😂😂
  1. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:47am UTC
    My boyfriends like my trampoline <3
    ...I dont have a trampoline ...

  2. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    me : can i go to the bathroom?
    teacher : i dont know ,can you?
    me:
    teacher:
    me: yeah i can *walks out*
    ~true story~

  3. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 1:54am UTC
    Dear Wiity,
    You are not facebook ,
    so please, please,
    please,
    stop changing every 10 seconds.
    Sincerely.
    SamiLennon <3

  4. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    *makes a status about how a guy is a player*
    *different guy chats me*
    him: whyd you make a stauts about me?
    me: actully its not about you but hey, if the shoe fits
    ~true story~

  5. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    PLOT TWIST: He makes me a sandwich

  6. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Plot Twist: When you eat you lose weight

  7. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:55am UTC
    So yeah..im sick of being judged for everything i do in life...
    im looking for a witty best friend (:
    preferably older than 13
    i dont care about religion or gender or your sexuality
    but i want to have like a texting biddie and a facebook buddie (:
    any takers <3

  8. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:50am UTC
    My Mega Blonde Moments... -.-
    When you find out that Cap Cod isnt a state
    When you find out Rhode Islad is a state
    When you think San Fransico is in Chicago -.-

  9. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:17am UTC
    a push up bra is like a bag of chips..you open it up, and its half empty!

  10. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    *thinks of an amazing quote
    witty: predicts 859 faves and 50 comments
    me: ha yeah maybe 1 if im lucky

  11. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    *me reading a peanut buttter jar's ingredients*i
    CAUTION: MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS
    me: you dontt sayy ?

  12. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Okay, i am sick of tired of every girl complaining saying he's gonna be like every guy. us girls, the ones who tell eachother not to judge; are judging guys. because maybe 1 or 2 cheated..people change...not every guy cheats..no one guy is not like all the rest, each and every guy is different and special in there own way...im a girl and i eve noticed this, imagine how they feel. take that into consideration next time.

  13. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 11:42am UTC
    -True story -
    *me and my friend watching mean girls*
    *Janis's confession*
    me/friend- maybe i just got a big lesbien crush on you, ey ey ey ey ey ey ey
    *turns toward friend*
    *friend turns towards me*
    both- we've definitly seen this to many times -_-

  14. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    http://www.kiss108.com/common/shareme5/index.php?linkid=2748 and this is whate he said to me...oh my god. what nerve...;)

  15. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    http://www.kiss108.com/common/shareme5/index.php?linkid=2748

  16. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    http://www.spillit.me/SamiLennon answer this and ill love you forever <3

  17. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    kissing test♥
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  19. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    One of the best things in life is seeing a
    smile on a persons face and knowing that
    you put it there.
    Format by FormatsByMaisha - otherwise knows as MaiiEeeShaSha

  20. SamiLennon SamiLennon
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    What a kiss really means...
    ~ Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
    ~ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever ...
    ~ Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
    ~ Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends
    ~ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
    ~ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
    ~ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
    ~ Kiss on the Lips = I love you
    What the gesture means...
    ~ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
    ~ Slap on the Butt = That's mine
    ~ Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
    ~ Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you
    ~ Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
    ~ Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
    ~ Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
    --ADVICE!--
    ~ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
    ~ If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love

:)

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