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briiitttttttany
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January 10, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Today I saw a homeless man
holding a sign that said "why live in a $100k home when I can live under a 3 million dollar bridge?"

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Jade672
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 12:10pm UTC

i wonder how long
it takes a giraffe to throw up.
all credit to meowbrynn

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 9:13pm UTC

W i t t y l o o k s s o b o r i n g o n t h e
outside but when
y o u l o g o n , i t ' s a f r e a k i n g
narnia...

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mumblebumble
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 1:38pm UTC

silly phone, that wasn't a missed call.
it was a saw-who-it-was-and-pressed-ignore call.
not my format.

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crimsontide11
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:59pm UTC

hannahlovesxoxfade
That one friend;
who is ALWAYS injured,
ALWAYS complaining,
so fake,
or always sick
>they need to be themselves<

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Remember wade fRom kim possible?
I used to think he was an anti-social nerd.....
Until I turned into him.
♥

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Dad:Your mom bought you some more medicine for your throat
Me:Yeah, more things to drug me with.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 4:40pm UTC

Karma
is a girl who knows how to make you mad and make you wanna punch her.
you
must be her cousin.

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Wizards of Waverly Place.
Thank you for sharing the magic with us. It all ends tonight.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Fave if
you were born on your
birthday.
o_O

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mrsfredweasley
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:39pm UTC

One day, crayola will make a color called ,
"Snooki Orange"

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 2:17pm UTC

I want a real love like Romeo and Juliet.
Not a fake love like Barbie and Ken.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:39pm UTC

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone. ♥
My mom forgot me in a parking lot once

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 2:20am UTC

it's better to let go and see if they come back
t h a n t o h o l d o n a n d s e e i f t h e y l e t g o . . .

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Cutecat0413
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:34pm UTC

*In 25 years*
Me: "You know, when I was a kid, I had the Iphone 4S and used Siri for information."
My kid: "Omg Mom, that's so lame. I have the Iphone 500, and it makes my bed, cleans my clothes, and makes my dinner."
nmq

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kaila*
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 11:06pm UTC

When I die,
I'm gonna become a ghost, and watch attractive people shower (:

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nameyou2468
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:52pm UTC

There are two things
an average girl wishes;
to find the perfect guy
& to eat without getting fat.
nameyou2468 format♥

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nameyou2468
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 10:45pm UTC

No mom,
I don't know
what I got on my test.
I just took it today.
nameyou2468 format

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ThatsSoMeee
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January 6, 2012 3:25pm UTC

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