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  1. SweetLoli SweetLoli
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    That moment when
    you say, "Just Kidding"
    but you're actually
    dead serious.

  2. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Go play
    tag on the free way.

  3. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself
    yet i still think i'm better than everyone else.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    ♞;
    I Don't Know how people can laugh in photos and still look good... I just look like an AWKWARD HORSE. neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

  6. YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    People born from 1994-1999 have lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries, and 2 milleniums. They're
    NOT EVEN 18 YET.

    nmf

  7. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    "Hi, Can I help you?"
    No I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi.

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    If I got a nickel for everytime I saw
    someone as beautiful as you
    I ' d h a v e f i v e c e n t s
    jimmy365:)
    nmq/^my format

  9. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

  10. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    I wonder if the girls on
    "16 and pregnant"
    will come back on
    " 32 and a Grandma"

  11. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Is it only me, or does every house have it's own particular smell.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    It feels a lot better when
    Strangers randomly compliment you
    Than when one of your friends does.
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  13. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    It's been 2 days since my boyfriend died.
    I still can't stop crying..
    I know he'd want me to be strong, but I can't, I just can't..
    He was too young to die.. He was only 15 years old.
    I don't want to live without him.
    I don't think I can do this. :'/
    CANCER, I FREAKING HATE YOU.
    Rest In Peace Matthew
    (FramingMatthew on Witty)
    8/17/1996 - 1/12/2012
    I'll never forget you..
    I love you.

  14. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    That moment of fame when the city or state you live in is mentioned in a TV show.

  15. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    "Dude be quite I'm calling my mom!"
    person in background: "PASS THE WEED!"
    nmf

  16. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    That Walk Of Shame When you have to put something back in a storeAfter your mom says [[No]]
    neversaynever16

  17. youmakemecrazy youmakemecrazy
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    nmf
    when someone says "don't look",
    I get this sudden urge to look.

  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    I always
    feel so ugly when I'm with my friends,
    They're all prettier them me.

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    I don't re-check
    my test. I just flip threw the pages
    anyone else?

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    If I worked at a restaurant
    on Valentine’s Day
    I would put a fake engagement ring
    In every girl’s food.
    Just to look at her reaction .
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

:)

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