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SH3LBY

1. SH3LBY
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 6:40pm UTC
   Whenever you can't think of a comback, correct their grammar.
   SCORE.
   
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2. SH3LBY
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 5:33pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when you fill out an application and you spell your own name wrong
   
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3. SH3LBY
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2012 9:09pm UTC
   Omg summer where'd you go? School for me starts on Tuesday :( nooo.
   & it's my senior year. D: I don't wanna grow up.
   
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4. SH3LBY
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2012 6:16pm UTC
   That moment when you step on a lego..
   -______-
   
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5. SH3LBY
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   July 28, 2012 3:41pm UTC
   If you tickle me, I'm not responblie for your injuries
   
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6. SH3LBY
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   July 22, 2012 1:44pm UTC
   Going shopping with money and nothing to find.
   Going shopping without money, and wanting everything in sight.
   
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7. SH3LBY
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   July 22, 2012 1:40pm UTC
   She wants to be your girl, not one of your girls.
   
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8. SH3LBY
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2012 1:36pm UTC
   You know what sucks?
   Seeing sweet, nice, caring people getting screwed over
   and seeing rude people get whatever they wan't.
   
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9. SH3LBY
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 8:42pm UTC
   When you're in a relationship, everyone wants you.
   Single, nothing.
   
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10. SH3LBY
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Cuddling
    Hey, I like that s h i t.
    
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11. SH3LBY
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    I wish falling in love had traffic lights. So I would know when if I should:
    Go for it, Slow down, or just stop.
    
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12. SH3LBY
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    July 20, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Mom calls your name;
    You: Yeah mom?
    *silence*
    You: YEAHH?!
    *silence*
    You: YEAHHHHH?!
    *silence again*....
    You: wtf?
    
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13. SH3LBY
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    NEMO'S DAD: Don't touch the boat!!
    NEMO: YOLO.
    NEMO'S FRIENDS: -gasp- He touched the butt...
    
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14. SH3LBY
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Normal Teenager: Make sure to be quite and sneak out of the house at 1am.
    Me: Make sure to be quite while making a sand which at 1am.
    
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15. SH3LBY
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    Teacher: I hope I don't see you copying other students homework.
    Me: Yeah, I hope you don't either.
    
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16. SH3LBY
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Never give up on someone
    who you can't go a day without thinking about.
    
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17. SH3LBY
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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18. SH3LBY
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Hakuna Matata (:
    
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19. SH3LBY
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    July 20, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    I miss the old Disney Channel.
    
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