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  1. Dance4life331 Dance4life331
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    I wonder if i know the guy im gonna marry.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    If you’ve ever
    tried to fight tears on the bus ride home, and failed.
    If you’ve ever lied about why your eyes were glazed over,
    and you were believed.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever stopped listening to your favorite band
    because he liked them too.
    If you’ve ever hated a girl you didn’t know
    because he picked her over you.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever wished you were weak enough to cry in public.
    If you’ve ever constantly hid behind laughter and smiles.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever bit your lip to stop it from quivering.
    If you’ve ever walked with your eyes planted on the ground.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever stared into the darkness before sleep,
    trying to avoid the ‘what’s if’s’ and ‘if only’s’.
    If you’ve ever listened to totally different music,
    but ended up thinking about him anyway.
    This one’s for you.
    The girl who doesn’t get the guy.
    The girl who still lives her life to the fullest she can.
    The girl who gets up every day and doesn’t give up.
    This one’s for you,
    because it takes so much to be that strong.

  3. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Today my friend and I decided to go to Six Flags.
    Last week when we went there, we saw One Direction.
    Anyway, we were in line for Tastu when the girl in front of us in line said
    "I made my parents drive me 5 hours to go on this ride just because One Direction rode it."
    I turned to my friend and said, very loudly, "Hey remember when we saw One Direction here last week?"
    The girl in front of us turned around so fast and started asking us about it.
    My friend pulled out here phone, changed my name in it to Harry Styles, and told the girl that she got Harry's number.
    The girl believed it.
    She's still texting me completely convinced I'm Harry Styles.
    True story.

  4. jwizzy jwizzy
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    Hey guys!
    i n e e d your h e l p!
    i m g r ounded the whole summer :(
    i convinced my mom that if i get at least 100 favs she wi l l unground me
    i swear this is r e a l :(
    if your summer means alot to you as much as it does to me please help!

  5. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:20am UTC
    :On the Ellen Degeneris show:
    Edward: Are you on team Edward or team Jacob?
    Ellen: Im on neither team Edward or team Jacob
    Edward: ......
    Ellen: Im on a totally different team
    lmao do you get it?

  6. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Popular Guy: Hello, this is Jake's mom. Jake is grounded and i took his phone, so I'd just like to let you know a little bit about him. He does hot have 'swaggah', nor does he 'partaayy wit his niggahs every damnn night'. He still sleeps with his teddy bear, Mr. Wuggles. He was afraid of the dark until he was 13. He sucked his thumb until he was 11. He plays Barbies with his little sister. And he cried at the end of Marley and Me. 24 hours ago · comment · like
    47 people like this
    Popular Girl LOL 23 hours ago · 7 people like this
    Guy's Friend MOM BURN!!! 22 hours ago · 34 people like this
    Random Person Omg hahahahahah! 17 hours ago · · 9 people like this
    Mq/Nmf.

  8. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:28am UTC
    The average woman would rather have
    beauty
    than
    brains
    because the average man can
    See
    better than he can
    Think.

  9. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:39am UTC
    Mr. Krabbs + ? = Pearl the Whale.
    I'm confused.

  10. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:44am UTC
    "Zoo pals mak eating fun!"
    b.itch, please.
    when is eating not fun?

  11. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Hey, you.
    Yes, you!
    Don't scroll down just yet.
    I have something to say!
    I know who you are.
    Not in a creepy stalker way,
    But more like this:
    You're probably a teenage girl.
    You're probably in love with a guy,
    And he probably doesn't know it.
    And when you look in the mirror,
    You don't love what you see.
    You wish you had different hair,
    Or prettier eyes,
    Or a smaller nose.
    You wish your chest wasn't flat
    Or that your skin was perfectly tan.
    You wish you were popular,
    Or had a bunch of nice clothes,
    Or someone to hang out with.
    You go to witty when you're down,
    Or lonely,
    Or bored.
    You smile, but it's fake sometimes.
    And you need someone to tell you this:
    You are beautiful.
    Just the way you are.
    And if you ever doubt that,
    Come talk to me.
    I will do everything i can
    To change your mind.
    I believe in you, and everything you do.
    I want you to be yourself.
    Stay beautiful.
    Stay you.
    -♥- Landon

  12. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    We turned witty PINK for breast cancer prevention.
    Lets turn it TEAL to show
    Witty is an ANTI BULLYING ZONE.
    FAVE THIS! LETS GET STEVE'S ATTENTION.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    ...then you smiled at me
    I took many hours to get to sleep that night

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Before you kiss me
    -Grab my waist
    -Pull me closer to your body
    -Look into my eyes
    -Look at my lips while biting your lip
    -Look back into my eyes again
    -Grab my face gently
    -Then slowly lean in & kiss me
    It will drive me crazy, I promise.

  15. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    This quote
    Is for wittians like me
    who have to spend fathers day without their father
    Whether he's in the military, deceased, or just plain not around.
    Today is just another day where we wish he were here with us♥
    ♥♥♥

  16. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Happy Fathers day.
    To all the
    Mothers.
    Doing it all
    Stay strong Ladies. Your kids adore you . ♥

  17. IAmThatGuyOnWitty IAmThatGuyOnWitty
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    I SEE EVERY GIRL AS BEAUTIFUL.
    I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THIN OR HEAVY.
    I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE BLONDE OR BLACK HAIR.
    I DON'T CARE IF YOU GO NATURAL OR WEAR MAKEUP.
    I DON'T CARE IF YOU WEAR TIGHT OR LOOSE CLOTHING.
    I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE ACNE OR CLEAR SKIN.
    I DON'T CARE. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL TO ME.

  18. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    that annoying moment when
    you're dying to talk to someone, but you refuse to text them first.

  19. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    When my mom had cancer,
    did I go on witty,
    and make quotes about her
    asking for faves?
    NO.
    I went out and
    Spent time with her

    format by julietechoecho

  20. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Want a Paragraph? click
    >>>>❤. In the mood to
    make people happy so
    click the heart;)

:)

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