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posted a quote
November 17, 2013 10:18am UTC

Some of you know this already but the
absolute worst thing to ever happen to me
was when a boy threw a cat on me and I
tried to catch it and my thumb went up
its butt.hole

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happiest*
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November 17, 2013 2:26pm UTC

"honey, i’m pregnant."
“hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
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October 14, 2013 11:14am UTC

I love reading books, escaping into unknown worlds and losing myself in them. I get to meet new people--sometimes even taking a fancy to one character more than the rest, wishing more than anything they were real. But reading in such a way does not always do me good. I will travel an illusion of the most tragic and beautiful love story and will love every minute of it, but what am I to do when the adventure is over, and I have naught left but my own company and a few hundred printed pages?

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 7:06pm UTC

Please just speak to me or
Please just speak to me orsit with me at lunch or
Please just speak to me orsit with me at lunch orcatch me in between classes or
Please just speak to me orsit with me at lunch orcatch me in between classes orsomething.
I really need a reason to smile.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 3:29pm UTC

Me: *sees orange bar at the top of the screen*
Me: What the he.ll is that?
Me: It's horrible!
Me: How hasn't everybody went on strike about that?
Me: ...
Me: *realises it's Hallowe'en*

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 9:18pm UTC

My logic: Well, I have no clue how to do this assignment, but it turns out nobody else does either. So it's okay if I fujhgkjgfyfkgubck it up, as long as I look like I tried and everybody else does too.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 3:22pm UTC

What I thought: I strongly dislike dogs.
What I wrote: I strongly dislike god.
...Whoops.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 8:54pm UTC

Me: Will you shut up?
Guy: Looks like somebody's on her time of month.
Me: No, I'm not.
Guy: *scoffs*
Me: *smiles sweetly*
Me: Well, if you really want to know when I get my period, I would be happy to tell you.
Guy: Oh, uh, nevermind.
Guy: That's alright.
Guy: I'll, uh, leave you alone now.
Guy: Bye.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Me: *not paying attention*
Girl: Blahblahblah and I know you hate them, but...
Me: *looks up*
Me: Hm? I hate everybody.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 4:07pm UTC

Me and this guy: *arguing about rabcape or something during math class*
Guy's friend: Dude, you cannot win an argument with a girl. The girl always wins.
Me: Your friend is wise.
Guy: Well that's because halfway through the argument the girls always huffs and goes, "I'm not arguing with you anymore."
Me: And that's where we win.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Girl: I want a guy who is perfect and laughs at my jokes because they're all obviously halarious and screams my name no matter how many people tell him to shut up because they don't understand our love and will watch chickflicks with me and will use his spidy-senses to know when I'm on my period and give me chocolate and pads and tampons and Diva cups and sugar and the notebook and who will hug me from behind and will tell me I'm beautiful and will let me wear his jacket and will open doors for me.
Me: I'd like somebody who isn't an asabcshole.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 4:19pm UTC

It's heartwarming to see somebody...kind of actually supporting me when I need it, even over something so trivial.
Thank you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 10:03pm UTC

MISSION:
I I I
I I I
make a letter.
you know what to do.

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happiest*
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November 16, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Isn’t it strange? There are so many people out there who secretly love someone. And there are so many people out there who have no idea that someone secretly loves them

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