Ryan_Jacobsen69

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FUCK YES!
ITS FUCKING SUMMER
FUCKK YEA WITTY
12' BITCHHES
wont be on for awhile.

Ryan_Jacobsen69
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November 14, 2011 5:42pm UTC

How much do I cost?
Natural Hair Color:
[xxx] Brown - $100
[ ] Dirty Blonde- $75
[ ]Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other- $75
Total: $100
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[xxxx ] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Total so far: $200
Height:
[ ] Over 7′- $200
[] 6′8″to 7′- $175
[xxxxx ] 6′0″to 6′7″- $150
[ ] 5′5″to 5′11″- $75
[ ] 5′4″to 5′10″- $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25
Total so far: $350
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $450
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[ xxxx] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $1000
Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[xxxx ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[] No - $600
Total so far: $1300
Vision?
[xxxxx] perfect vision - $400
[]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1700
Shoe Size:
[xxx ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $2000
Favorite Colors/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
[x] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[x] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $ 20
[x] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500
Total: $5800
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[] some- $750
Total: $6800

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November 10, 2011 9:24pm UTC

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Ryan_Jacobsen69
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November 2, 2011 5:30pm UTC

lost my phone4 S FML

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Ryan_Jacobsen69
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October 30, 2011 8:41pm UTC

Bang
ME.

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Ryan_Jacobsen69
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October 30, 2011 8:35pm UTC

What Are You Being
Halloween?
Im being a hollister model. get at me girls.

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Ryan_Jacobsen69
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October 25, 2011 4:42pm UTC

std: stop the drama.

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October 23, 2011 9:57pm UTC

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Ryan_Jacobsen69
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October 23, 2011 9:39pm UTC

A• Q • U • A • R • I • U • S : The Strongest
Trustworthy, Sexy, professional kissers, One of a kind, Loves being in long-term relationships, Extremely energetic and funny, Unpredictable, Will exceed your expectations, Loves music, Not a Fighter, But will Knock the **** out of u, The BEST and BIGGEST FREAK in bed, Strong, Considered to be a "Spartan" The most intelligent Doesn't show it but is easy to hurt, Perfect! && 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
(only reposting this because of bad luck..haha )

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Ryan_Jacobsen69
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October 23, 2011 9:37pm UTC

90% of people marry their
7th - 12th grade love. ♥
Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.

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Ryan_Jacobsen69
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October 22, 2011 11:14pm UTC

HMU BORED!!!!

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October 22, 2011 11:08pm UTC

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October 22, 2011 10:49pm UTC

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Ryan_Jacobsen69
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September 19, 2011 8:04pm UTC

1. Look at all the likes like bar.
2. Look at your dick.
3. Yeah, you wish your dick was long as the like bar, but NO!

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Ryan_Jacobsen69
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August 24, 2011 1:01pm UTC

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Ryan_Jacobsen69
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August 23, 2011 8:38pm UTC

How much do I cost?
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other- $75
Total: $100
Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[] Blue $150
|] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Total so far: $150
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[x] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25
Total so far: $300
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $400
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[x] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $950
Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[x] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[] No - $600
Total so far:1150
Vision?
[x] perfect vision - $400
[]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1550
Shoe Size:
[x ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Total so far:$1855
Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
[x] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[x] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[] Gold - $50
[]tan - $16
[x] Other - $500
Total: $5350
you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[] some- $750
Total: $6350
WTF I SHOULD OF USED A CALCULATOR.

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Ryan_Jacobsen69
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August 21, 2011 7:29pm UTC

1. Where were you THREE hours ago? outtt
2. What do you think of your LAST kiss? it didnt mean anything
3. Are you wearing SOCKS right now? noooopppe
4. When was the last time you went out of STATE? i dont remember...
5. Have you been to the M0VIES in the last 5 days? yup
7. What was the last thing you had to drink? smartt waterr
8. What are you wearing right now? boxer
9. What was your last purchase?hat
10. Last food you ate? cake.
11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? cailian.
12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? yupppppers
13. Do you have a pet? yupppppp
14. What did you do last night? nothinggg....;]
16. If you could be anywhere you want where would it be?noo wheresss;)
17. What is the last thing you purchased online?shoess
18. One thing you hate about yourself?past
19. What’s your favorite soup? i dont really like souup
20. Do you miss anyone? ummmm no one
21. Last movie you saw? nughtmare on elms st.
22. What are your plans for the day? hung out with my baby
23. Did you have fun today? yess:)
24. Who is your last text message from? Tj
25. Were you an honor roll student in school? hahaha funny
26. What do you know about the future? im not going to have a best friend anymore
27. Who was the last person you rode in a car with? my brobros
29. Do you have a tan? yeaa buddy
30. How old do you want to be when you have kids? 24
31. Did you meet anyone new today?yesss
32 Do you have any tattoos or piercings? earsss. I WANNA TATTOO.
33. How do you like your soda? bubblyyy
34. Do you like hot sauces? yeaa
35. What are you doing tomorrow? umm goingg out. having a life.
36. What day is tomorrow? monday.
37. What is your current mood? dicky
39. Do you remember the first person you ever kissed? yeah
40. Do you have a crush on anyone right now? yeah,
41. If you could be on a TV show, which one would it be? Jersey shoree

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Ryan_Jacobsen69
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August 21, 2011 7:17pm UTC

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Ryan_Jacobsen69
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August 14, 2011 2:33pm UTC

should I...
On My Profile have a "wall of fame" to the girls i like to talk to on wity and if i like there quotes!? i am going to make a spot now so if u want to be on it to start me off just said ... i love pie on my wall!

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Ryan_Jacobsen69
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August 14, 2011 2:17pm UTC

♥
Witty girls should I
On My Profile have a "wall of fame" to the girls i like to talk to on wity and if i like there quotes!? i am going to make a spot now so if u want to be on it to start me off just said ... i love pie on my wall!
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Ryan_Jacobsen69
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August 14, 2011 1:57pm UTC

Confession #7
i cant stay with one girl for a long time.

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