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  1. Zoeasaurus Zoeasaurus
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 8:17am UTC
    Follow for a follow?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. guyrhymeswithlie guyrhymeswithlie
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 1:58am UTC
    Fave this and I will follow you!

  4. Finally_Telling_The_Truth Finally_Telling_The_Truth
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Remember when using "protection"
    Was wearing your helmet?
    NMF

  5. MaeMae103 MaeMae103
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    Admit it,
    You walk past a beautiful girl at school and think why can't I be that pretty. You walk past good looking guys and think why can't he be my boyfirend? You walk past a cute couple and thinking i'm not perfect enough to be in that relationship. You walk past a huge house and think why can't I be rich?
    You walk past a mirror thinking,why did I have to be me?
    You not alone.

  6. KelLovesYou26 KelLovesYou26
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    25% of people can compose a text message without looking at their phone.
    ♥ if you're one of those 25%

  7. italiangirl3 italiangirl3
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    YANKEE fans
    Fave if you'll miss
    Jorge Posada

  8. whoaitsmidge_x3 whoaitsmidge_x3
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Homework?
    yes no
    | |
    do you want |
    to do it? -- yes -- no |
    | you |
    no don't. |
    | | |
    | | |
    | | |
    ------------------------- WITTY

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    "Dude be quite I'm calling my mom!"
    person in background: "PASS THE WEED!"
    nmf

  10. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Looking at your cell phone
    during awkward situations

  11. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    .Favorite this if.
    Youve ever cut yourself
    Youve ever had an eatting disorder.
    Youve ben bullied.
    Youve cried over a boy
    You wanted to commit suicide,
    Your a bully.
    You dont have a supportive family.
    You Hate school.
    Youve ben shot.
    Now Look at these favorites.
    Your not alone.
    Stay Strong,And Dream Big.
    Your All Beautiful.

  12. tori69 tori69
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    On New Years Eve;
    I want you to kiss me at 11:59,
    and again at 12:01, so
    I would have a perfect end to 2011
    and an amazing start to 2012♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    Haahahahahabananahahahahaha!!!
    Favorite if you didn't notice it said banana in the middle
    format credit: damnnTaylerx

  15. Thebestpersonever Thebestpersonever
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    Fave this for a rate on your Profile picture <3
    (rate 1-10)

  16. sassypants473 sassypants473
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    please do not read this
    Fave if you love your mom repost if youlove your mom or she will die at 12:00pm.

  17. Babcock20 Babcock20
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 12:13am UTC
    *Car beeps at my dad*
    Dad: Did they just beep at me?...
    I'll justgo slower
    >> Ohh Dadd<<
    _________♥_________

  18. Babcock20 Babcock20
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 12:31am UTC
    If people,
    ---->were as pretty as they are on the inside, instead of the outside then
    My school would have a lot
    of ugly people

  19. wigglewiggleyeah wigglewiggleyeah
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. LooneyLovegood143 LooneyLovegood143
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    Pick Up Line Comebacks #3
    Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
    Girl: Really? I'd put F and U together

:)

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