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  1. a_part_of_me a_part_of_me
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    GIRL: We're bestfriends, right?
    BOY: Yes, of course.
    GIRL: So be honest with me, who do you like?
    BOY: I don't like someone. I love someone.
    GIRL: Ohh, she must be very lucky!
    BOY: She is, I've loved her ever since I met her.
    GIRL: Really! Well since we're bestfriends, I want to meet her. Go call her!
    BOY: Oh, okay.
    *Boy takes out phone, dails her number and calls her.*
    GIRL: Wait, hold on, I think I'm getting a call.
    *Answers phone.*
    GIRL: Hello?
    BOY: I love you

  2. Chisu Chisu
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    If I have a son
    And he comes to me telling me that he's gay, I'm not going to pretend to accept him. I'm not going to cry about it in my room at night. I'm not going to sit around wishing for the perfect son. I'm going to look at him, smile, tell him I'll always love him no matter what, then drag his butt down to the beach so we can both scope out hot guys. nmf

  3. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    I saw this on Tumblr and it made me cry a little...
    Hey Facebook, I had an idea... All those kids in the hospital recovering from gunshot wounds at the Batman massacre could use a visit from their hero. I propose we (as in all of Facebook) should make enough noise asking Christian Bale to visit these kids in the hospital dressed in the real Batman outfit.
    They need to know Heroes can be real too, not just the bad guys.
    Not asking anything fancy from you, if you read this, share it on your wall. If you want to go the extra mile, post it on other sites as well. Show the kids there really are Heroes.
    Dear Christian Bale, Please visit the injured children from the movie massacre as Batman, you have the power to be a Hero right now, not a movie Hero, a real life flesh and blood one.
    Thank you,
    Everyone

  4. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 10:58am UTC
    she may come across
    as hard to get, but that's because she's been through a few things,
    seen a few things, been there and done that.
    she's cold... yes, but only because she once cared about someone
    who once failed to care about her.
    she's built a fortress to protect her heart from further damage.
    you told her that you're different but she won't believe it until you prove it.
    words don't mean a thing, actions are everything.

  5. MissyStar1965 MissyStar1965
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    to do list:
    1. Make vanilla ice cream. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
    2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
    3. Wear shirt that says 'Life'. Hand out lemons in a street corner.
    4. Get into a crowded elevator and say ' I bet you all are wondering why I have gathered you here today'.
    5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they want fries with that.
    6. Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell 'It worked!' and run out cheering.
    7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
    8. Change name to Simon. Speak in 3rd person.
    9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say 'Help. A evil wizard and witch turned me into a parrot!' reaptedly.
    10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting 'Eye of the Tiger' for encouragement.

  6. TheTeenageSeries TheTeenageSeries
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    BeautifullyBroken
    Introduction.
    (The Teenage Series)
    Karly was full of herself. She spent her time snapping pics shopping at her favorite stores such as Hollister and Aeropostale. She was the most popular girl in her whole school. Every boy drooled over her just talking to her. Until one day.
    As usual, Karly felt through her long brown hair, making sure everything was to perfection, (as it usually was) when she saw something in the mirror out of the ordinary. A bumb. On her neck.
    She reached out her hand to feel the bump. It was solid, but the bump had a sof texture. Oh sh/t. She though. What would everyone say? She wondered. What would everyone do? She wondered. She rubbed the bump over and over and over, until it became red. Until beautiful Karly, didn't think she was so beautiful anymore.
    She panicked. She burst into her mothers room, showing her the red bump along her neck. She was immediately driven to the hospital.. Her mother was instructed to wait outstide, while meanwhile, her daughter was being thoroughly tested for any infections or blood clots. Minutes passed.
    A half hour.
    An hour.
    Finally, the doctor walked out the door, and quietly shut it from behind. His lab coat was bright white. He had short black hair, and small spectactles confortably perched on his face. The man sighed, and his dark blue eyes looked upwards towards her mother, with lack of words. "Lindsay, your daughter has been tested three times." "She has cancer." He said. I am doing notifications, if you want to be notified, just comment! Fave/Follow/Feedback?
    ~~~~ If you may have noticed, I changed the introduction a little bit due to invalid information the first time, I hope you liked it, I used one of your title suggestions, thanks so much. And also, and fyi, this account will be used to write the story on, not JustAnotherWittyGuy, thanks ♥

  7. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 10:19am UTC
    CHINES E FOOD.
    during one of the lowest points in my eating
    disorder; a few weeks before hospitalization:
    my mother brough chinese food home for dinner.
    chinese food had always been my favorite, but
    my eating disorder wouldn't let me eat anything
    that "fatty" so my mother and i got in a fight.
    after silently sitting at the end of the table
    waiting for everybody else to finish their
    food, my mother reached for the fortune cookie
    and tossed it to me. she asked me if i wanted
    it.
    i threw it back to here and screamed, "NO!"
    she knew i would put up a fight otherwise, so
    she said, "fine, i'll eat it - but the
    fortune is yours."
    she cracked open the cookie and read what
    was inside.
    "NEVER GIVE UP, THE BEGINNING IS ALWAYS
    THE HARDEST."
    on the back of the cookie where it gives a
    word/phrase to learn in chinese, the phrase
    was:
    TO EAT.
    now here i am, 6 months later,
    and in recovery.
    The fortune cookie was right.
    NEVER GIVE UP, THE BEGINNING IS ALWAYS THE HARDEST.

  8. jbfever15 jbfever15
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    If you fall I will be there.
    - Floor

  9. torimoriluv torimoriluv
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    Edward Cullen
    Is bored :[
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    2 people like this
    Jasper Hale
    Where's Bella?
    23 hours ago · Like
    Edward Cullen
    On her period.
    22 hours ago · Like
    Bella Swan
    Don't tell everyone I'm on my period!
    21 hours ago · like
    Edward Cullen
    Why? You are.
    21 hours ago · like
    Bella Swan
    Well I don't tell everyone you sparkle like a fairy in the sun or that you won't forget my brains out until we're married even though I'm so up for it. You're not a real vampire! You're just a sparkly emo woman!
    21 hours ago · like
    Bella Swan
    Has changed her status from 'In a Relationship' to 'Single' ♥
    24 hours ago · comment · Jacob Black likes this

  10. paigeorelli paigeorelli
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    So me and my phone are playing
    Hide and Seek. The b/tch is
    good.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. thatbritishboy thatbritishboy
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Tell a girl she's beautiful a million times and she'll never believe you, but tell her she's ugly once and she'll never forget you said it.

  13. omgitsa1Dfanfic omgitsa1Dfanfic
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Another World.
    Chapter 23 - Part 2.
    "I haven't told Harry or any of the guys about this. When I was 14, I dated this guy. Michael. Everyone thought we were perfect for eachother. I did, too. We dated for a year, then I dumped him because he cheated on me.. then I was at a party at my friends house, and he was there. He saw me, and took me into a room upstairs, and everything was kind of fuzzy after that. The last thing I remember was him unbuckling his belt and saying 'I've been waiting for this moment for a long time baby.' then I blacked out. I woke up and we were both.. naked and in a bed.. with.. his.." she looked up at me to see if I got what she was saying and I nodded. "So I screamed and he woke up. I was putting my clothes on but he pushed me up against the wall and started kissing and touching me.. I told him to stop. But he didn't. I pushed him away and then he.. he started.. hitting, kicking, punching, pinching, anything he could do to hurt me, he did.. Liam... he.. he got me pregnant." her voice cracked at the last part, and my eyes widened again.
    "My mother was furious. I got an abortion. He hurt me whenever he could. Everyone at school called me a s/ut and I was bullied, for a long time. Then I moved, and started over." she finished, shuddering at the memory.
    I pull her into a very tight hug, and she burried her face in my chest and started to sob. I stroked her hair, and whispered good things into her ear, trying to make her feel better. But even I had tears in my eyes.
    We sat like this for a good half an hour, then she pulled away and wiped her eyes.
    "I'm sorry." she whispered. "It's okay, don't worry." I replied, giving her a weak smile.
    "I'm gonna go wash my face." she sighed and walked to the bathroom.
    "Hey mate, where's Destiny?" Harry asked grogily.
    "She went to the bathroom." I replied, wiping my eyes.
    "What's wrong?" he asks, sitting next to me.
    "Nothing, I just yawned." I answer.
    Destiny comes out still crying, and Harry immediatly stands up and hugs her.
    "What's wrong babe?" he whispers.
    "I.. I fell and hit my back." she quickly lies. "I'll be right back."
    She runs back into the bathroom and Harry looks at me.
    "What's wrong?"
    "Harry, some very bad things happened to her. She will tell everyone. I'll see if she will tonight." I respond.
    He nods, and goes and waits by the bathroom door.
    As soon as she opens the door, he pulls her into a tight hug and kisses her lightly on the cheek.
    Okay, news! 1. Check out OneDirectionFamousFanfics !
    2. Characters are up on my profile if you want to know what they look like! :)
    Comment on my PROFILE if you want to be notified for the next chapter! I will not notify you if you don't comment on my profile.
    Give me your feedback, pretty pretty please with a cherry on top? c:
    Teaser: "Des? Do you think you could tell the guys what happened tonight? We could all come back here and get in pajamas and make popcorn?" Llam asks me. I nod and swiftly run upstairs to get dressed. ~Destiny's POV
    Destiny; http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=53141556
    Format credit: TheMascaraSeries

  14. FramingMatthew FramingMatthew
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
    I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
    But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
    Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
    So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
    You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
    Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
    - FramingMatthew

  15. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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  16. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    Girls Like me .
    Chapter 17.
    “Yeah, we’ll take a large popcorn and 2 small cokes.” Jake ordered for us.
    “Diet.” I whispered.
    “Make one of those diet.” Jake smiled at the clerk, playfully rolling his eyes at me.
    “What?!” I giggled. “Diet tastes better anyways.”
    “Since when? You always used to hate diet?” Jake asked curiously.
    “Since it doesn’t matter.” I stuck my tongue out at him, blowing him off by walking over to the condiment station to add butter to our popcorn.
    I watched the greasy butter pour onto our bucket of popcorn. Part of me wanted to just let Jake eat the popcorn, I mean, it was so unhealthy. However, I let it slip just this once, because I hadn’t had movie theater popcorn in forever.
    “Got enough butter?” A voice laughed from behind me.
    “What?” I said, snapping back into reality. “Oh sh//t!”
    Our tub of popcorn was nearly drowning in butter. I pulled my hand of off the machine button, taking a few napkins from the dispenser, trying to scoop the excess butter out.
    “You can never have too much butter.” I laughed uneasily, clearly embarrassed.
    I then turned around, seeing my ex-boyfriend. The one before Jake.
    “Just on time.” I smiled, checking the time on my phone.
    “Bree? Who’s this?” Jake questioned, carrying our drinks over.
    “Oh, this Chaz.” I smiled up at him, then looking back towards Jake. “Chaz needed something to do today, so I invited him too.”
    “Oh, okay.” Jake gave an uncomfortable smile, nodding his head. “So, how do you two know each other?”
    “I’m her ex-boyfriend.” Chaz spoke up before I could.
    I had a feeling this was about to get awkward.
    “Oh, me too.” Jake responded, avoiding eye contact.
    A long silence was taken.
    “Okaaay, movie time!” I smiled sweetly, leading them both to the theater.
    We scanned all of the isle’s, choosing the very top row of theater seats.
    “You can sit in the middle.” Jake said, making sure he didn’t end up not sitting by me at all.
    “Okay?” I said, acting like I was totally oblivious to his reasoning.
    I took a seat in between the two, silencing my cell phone.
    We watched the previews, and the whole theater was silent. I don’t mean just Jake and Chaz, I mean everyone in the theater, which only added to the awkwardness. Normally, I hated when people were loud while doing anything in the theater. But honestly? I would have been fine if a herd of elephants came stomping through right about now.
    Both guys sat next to me, and now, it was only matter of time before someone made the first move.
    This was no longer a game,
    it was a competition.
    Yeah,,I was craving popcorn when I wrote this..anyone wanna go to a movie with me?♥ Hope you all had a great 4th of July.(: Sorry this took so long, just been having a busy week, my cousins from Colorado are back ♥ Thanks for being patient, everyone (: Hope you all liked it (:

  17. PoisonIvy PoisonIvy
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Long, but well worth the read. I am sick of this. Every one of you girls who have talked awfully about all the guys on Witty should be ashamed of yourselves. I don't care what you think about them or who you think they are. They have to sit there and defend their selves against you because all you want to do is whine and criticize them because you don't think they have a right to be here. You are mean, cruel, and heartless. Maybe I'm wrong in some aspects, but admit it, what you are doing is horrible.
    You complain constantly about not being good enough for people.
    You complain about "society" not treating you right.
    Well, you know what? I don't care how much hate I get this from this, actually, I hope I get tons just so this will be in the top quotes and everyone can see.
    What gives you the right to be on Witty and talk about your life, make quotes, and simply be here if others can't? What? They're not the right gender?
    Here's the thing Witty is for everyone, we're supposed to be some family? Start acting like one! So, if you're allowed to be on here and talk about how "society" is absolutely horrifying then stop, just for one second and think about what you're saying. You are society; you are the one hurting someone, so I will leave you with this:
    If you're man enough to dish it out, be man enough to take it. Otherwise, keep to yourself, because you're doing the exact same thing people are doing to you. What does that make you? A bully.(I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings but you needed to hear it from somone. I hope you don't hate me, but I know what I'm saying is right, so believe me, I don't regret any of it.)*

  18. SuddyBuddy SuddyBuddy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:32am UTC
    More Than This
    5
    Truly I’m actually kind of scared for the news. I mean what if mom told them about my Cancer? And they decide that it’s just to much to bare and just send me back home or something?
    “What is it?”
    “Well we have to stay here in Bradford for a couple more weeks to help watch over their kids until the house is finished and won’t be home until you start school. I’m sorry.”
    “Uh, it’s fine. Harry’s here and is keeping me company.” I pushed the blankets back and sat up leaning against the bed frame.
    "Okay! Well I have to go dear, sorry again.” We exchanged goodbyes before the line disconnected. I placed my phone on the charger and padded out of my room going down to Harry’s. I heard him talking so I pushed the door open and saw him on the laptop. Probably doing a twitcam. He looked up at me. “Don’t you knock?”
    “Sorry. But your mom isn’t coming back for a couple of more weeks.”
    He groaned and ran his fingers through his dark, messy curls.”Alright.”
    I shut the door quietly and headed back to the bathroom and climbing into the shower and turning the water on. I took my time showering letting the cold water release all the pain and tension in my shoulders.
    I finally forced myself to shut off the water and stepped out wrapping a towel around me. I dried off quickly changing into my strapless black bikini and whipped my wet hair up into a pony tail. My hair was to thick to leave down for too long. I pulled some jean shorts and a tank top on over my bathing suit.
    “What is taking you so long?” Harry groaned from outside the door. I grabbed my make-up bag from my drawer and wiped on some eye liner and mascara. The boys are coming tomorrow so we have to go grocery shopping. We were going to go after we got done sightseeing but then I got ‘sick’.
    “Almost done don’t get your panties in a twist.” I rolled my eyes though he couldn’t see and closed my mascara tossing my make-up bag back into the drawer and closing it with my hip.
    “Hurry up!” Harry whined a moment later while I made sure that everything looked okay. I pulled the door open and a very tired looking Harry stood leaning against the wall across from me. “Impatient much?”
    I headed down the hall and into my room grabbing my purse and phone after taking my medicine quickly. I headed out to Harry’s second car which would be his black Range Rover.
    I flipped on the AC waiting on Harry to exit the house.
    When he finally did he locked the door then climbed into the driver’s side and we started out of the driveway and into town. We pulled into the shopping center and headed inside grabbing a shopping buggy and we started down the aisles putting random snack into the cart. I got some things that I couple make simple such as spaghetti, fettuccini, and tacos.
    Harry told me a little bit about the boys as we walked around the store collecting various items we would need. “Are you sure your feeling okay?” Harry questioned placing his hand on my forehead. I was startled by the sudden touch and nodded my head. It feels corny to admit but I felt sparks when our skin came into contact with each other.
    I started to push the buggy down the drinks isle and Harry followed behind. It’s sweet how caring he’s being but he went a little overboard earlier. He barely let me out of bed to pee. He sat with me and kept my company by talking to me. Bringing me stuff to eat although I wasn’t hungry I forced it down so he wouldn’t think I was still sick or whatever.
    We talked about everything from our parents divorces to our favorite colors. It was nice actually and I definitely feel a lot more comfortable living alone with him now.
    “Okay so let’s hurry this up so we can get back home and get things cleaned up before the boys come tomorrow.” Harry grabbed random cases of pop and placed them in the bottom of the cart.
    “I’m sure they don’t mind your messy ways.” I smirked as Harry overtook pushing the buggy.
    “I’m not messy.” He defended himself.
    “Ha! If only that were true.” I shook my head smiling, thinking about all the messes in the kitchen I’ve had to clean up that were Harry’s.
    Or the random particles of clothing that Harry has randomly shed off. He reached out to me to shove me playfully but I thought he was going to tickle me and my first reaction was to run. So I did. I laughed and started down the aisle away from Harry.
    ~*~
    Hehe..
    I can't wait until I actually get them to be a couple? But there's sadly some drama in betwen.. Fav and comment?
    Thanks for those whois actually reading and giving feedback!

  19. VintageClothing VintageClothing
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:14am UTC
    Teenage Dream
    Chapter 1
    Knowing that I made a huge difference on my appearance this year, I decided to put more work into make-up, and clothes, and hair.
    I braided my brown, silky hair onto the side of my head.
    I put on pink eyeshadow, and fainted lipgloss.
    I put on about 4 blinks of mascara.
    I put on a floral crop top and denim shorts.
    I put on pearl earrings, and put on a pair of gray flats with roses on the tips.
    I looked in my mirror to see if I looked presentably decent, I smiled and grabbed my purse.
    Since I was acne free, I was glad I didn't have to worry about caking foundation on my face.
    "Faye, breakfast is ready!" she yelled from downstairs.
    "Coming." I said.
    This was my first day of highschool, and I couldn't wait to see people's reactions of my change in appearance.
    I grabbed my phone from my desk and put it in my purse.
    I walked down the stairs and looked to see what breakfast my mom made today.
    Cereal.
    I hurriedly ate my cereal, and began walking to school.
    I met up with my friend, Olivia, at school.
    "Girl, you look gorgeous!" she said in awe.
    "Thanks." I said, smiled.
    "No problem. Boys are already checking you out." she giggled.
    I rolled my eyes and laughed.
    "Come on, Liv. Let's get practical." I said, grinning.
    "I'm being one hundred percent serious. Look!" she said, pointing to Nick, my crush, who was staring at me.
    "Well, maybe." I said, smiling.
    I waved to Nick and he walked over to me.
    Feedback? (:
    If you guys like this story, please give me feedback by favoriting or commenting on how you like it.
    Thanks!

  20. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    Dear Directioners,
    Stop posting your stupid contest links all over Witty. Chances are you won't win.
    Not sincerely,
    The rest of the Witty population

:)

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