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mcorbett105
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 6:06pm UTC

I haven't even started school yet.
& i see all these witty quotes saying
"first day of school"
"ugh finally! first week of school is over!"
and im just sitting there..laughing at all of you.

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yayrey
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 1:09pm UTC

If a date goes wrong
you can always get up and scream "I'm an actor, they're all actors, those are hidden cameras and you're on MTV disaster date!!!"
☺
Format by Yayrey

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str0ng
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 12:09pm UTC

seven days without love
makes one weak.

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unitopia25
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:02am UTC

Let's face it.
Witty Profiles has the weirdest adds on earth.

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Lilaandstitch
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 3:49pm UTC

and who else keeps on pressing ur username in the top right hand corner to get to your profile?

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lilgirlsarah
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:27am UTC

& I have never actually
SEEN A YELLOW DUCK.

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xRawrxImxPamx
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 12:24am UTC

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 11:19pm UTC

If you were a cookie,
you'd be a Who.reo

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The_Drama_Girl
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 9:01pm UTC

So, apparently there's 7 people in the world who look like you?
People who look like me, I'm so sorry.

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Hallsylover04
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:26pm UTC

Christian Bale the actor who plays batman visited the survivors of the colorado shooting in the hospital today & the window cleaners dressed up as spider man for the kids to be amused.
This world isn't as bad as people think it is. These guys are real heros <3

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never_forget
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:33pm UTC

Put Your Clothes Back On Channing Tatum.
Said No One. Ever.

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:11pm UTC

Mcdonalds Rap<3
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES...
Crispy
Format by Sandrasaurus

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:25pm UTC

"If you asked me how
I'm doin, I would say I'm doin just fine. I would lie and say that you're not on my mind."

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC

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taylorcameron
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Guy: I like you(:
Me: Awh, thanks :)
Guy: Do you like me?
Me: Sorry, I have a boyfriend..
Guy: So what? You can cheat ;)
Me: No, I can't. I'm with that person because I love them. Why would I throw all of that away for someone else? You may think that's okay, but no, it's not.Do you not have a heart? Would you actually hurt someone like that?
Am I the only one who still has respect for people I love?

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Solve this riddle for me.
1. What's the first name of the guy on fresh prince of Bell Air?
2. What is the letter after T?
3. What is the opposite of stop?
4. Three strikes and you're?
5. To find the area of a rectangle use length times?
6. Do re ... fa sol la ti do?
Will
u
go
out
width
mi
Of course I will!
nmq

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:25pm UTC

*Me in line waitng for foods with my good friend Andrew Jackson
Him: Are you holding a $20 bill?
Me: Yeah why?
Him: let me have it, i wanna show you something
Me: okaaaay!
*hand over the $20 bill*
Him: who is the face the on this $20 bill?
Me: Andrew Jackson?
Him: Whats my name?
Me: -__-
True Story
He got me pretty good

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theWalrus
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 6:44pm UTC

I'm a teenage girl.
My BFF Becky texts and says she's kissed Johnny.
And that's a problem because I like Johnny.
Now I'm emotionally compromised.
I'm all OMG Becky's not even hot!

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luceclark
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 6:04pm UTC

*Seeing a hot guy*
Me - Oh God he is hot, please have my babies
Best Friend - Wait a sec, I got this
Best Friend - OI YOU WITH THE HOT FACE
Hot Guy - *Turns Around*
Best Friend - THIS KID WILL HAPPILY TAKE YOUR KIDS, CALL HER
Me -
Best Friend - Told you I got this
This is why I love my best friend

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC

me: why are those guys staring at me?
me:is there something on my face?
me:is there something on my shirt?
me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
friend:maybe they think you're cute.
me:are you stupid or something?
tumblr.

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