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lovecheer08
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February 29, 2012 5:14pm UTC

Dude, I wasn't that drunk...
Dude, you kept giving a mushroom to a midget and yelling, "GROW MARIO GROW!"

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tobewildx3
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February 29, 2012 5:20pm UTC

Dear God,
make everyone die.
Amen.

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erikalt114
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February 29, 2012 5:20pm UTC

Telling an inanimate object to stay when you finally get it to stay in the position you want it...

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chimneythewerebear
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February 29, 2012 5:21pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
You never realize how offensive your music is
until your parents are in the car with you.

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Roxybaby321
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February 29, 2012 5:21pm UTC

Friend: Why do guys always put their hand in their pants and make that odd movement in there out in public in front of eachother?
Me: IDK, i guess they're rearranging. They need to feel a little free.
Friend: What if girls did that with their boobs?
Me: idk, i guess we would feel a little free.
Friend: Wat if the slaves back in the 1800's did that?
Me: idk but they'd be wishing they felt a little free! LOL

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Jade672
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November 9, 2011 1:42pm UTC

ADMIT IT
You once made a little kid cry,and then made them laugh so you would'nt get in trouble.

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jocelynn006
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November 29, 2011 7:07pm UTC

F a v e i f y o u c a n ...
raed tihs whit no porlbem bceasue yuor jsut htat smrat.

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mumblebumble
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January 19, 2012 5:24pm UTC

The Suite life of Zack and Cody;
Hector: Esteban, I have great news! There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!
Esteban: You mean grandfather Geraldo Mario Juan Carlos Jose Diego Luka Pepe Bombaro Lupe Luigi Abarto Francisco Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
Hector: No. The other one.
Esteban: Oh, you mean Fred?

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osnapitzkenz
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July 6, 2011 10:38pm UTC

Hey, did you ask yet?
No, my moms in a bad mood.
Fav if that ever happened to you.
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crosbalicious
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June 21, 2010 8:26pm UTC

drake:
are you calling me a liar?
josh:
well, i ain't calling you a truther!
♥

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BlackButterflies
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October 28, 2011 2:45pm UTC

to do list:
go to a football game.
hold up an enormous sign that reads,
"the guy behind me can't see :)"

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MissAnna
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October 12, 2011 9:28pm UTC

GUYS I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT. with my bed.
WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA SLEEP TOGETHER.

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Mollyyy
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October 14, 2011 4:18pm UTC

Next time I'm in an elevator
with 4 or more strangers, I'm going to turn around and say "So I'm sure you're wondering
why I've gathered you all here..."

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BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
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September 9, 2011 12:20pm UTC

Everyone else on here is like;
I love him.
He gave me my hoodie.
We kissed in the rain.
And I'm here like,
"I love my cat..."

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irishkell96
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January 1, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.
Something must have happened last Friday night.
Maybe he wanted some other California girl.
Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!
That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.
nmf/nmq

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