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jblover487
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April 6, 2012 4:40pm UTC

I want to open a pancake business called "Flippin' Awesome Pancakes"
fave if you get it

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justin233best
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April 6, 2012 4:41pm UTC

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startraker321
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April 6, 2012 2:38pm UTC

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nerdybirdy13
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March 1, 2012 7:43pm UTC

The human brain is amzing.
It functions 24 hrs. for 365 days.
It functions right from when we are born
and only stops when we...
Take a test.

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nerdybirdy13
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March 1, 2012 7:51pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you are talking to a group of people, and they slowly but surely cut you out of the circle.

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AnnaEcstasy
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March 1, 2012 7:52pm UTC

When I'm home alone
I speak in a british accent.
Just me?

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krissykat
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March 1, 2012 7:57pm UTC

IWonder
How people would react if i walked into sea world with a fishing pole

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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musizfreak
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March 1, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Imagining a video of yourself when hearing muzic with your headphones.

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XXXneverloosehopeXXX
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March 1, 2012 8:03pm UTC

*walks in room*
me: u know that im a crazy b*tch!
mom: excuse me?
me: i do what i want when i feel like it!
mom: oh no u dont!
me: all i want to do is lose control!
mom: u can do that in your room!
*takes earplugs out*
me: what did u say mom?

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goodstuff1227
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March 1, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Mom: " what did you learn in school today
Me: " a little algabra
Mom: " ok how do u say good morning in algabra"

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xSarahLovesYoux
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March 1, 2012 8:15pm UTC

I hate when somebody sees me at the store & they are like, "Heey, what are you doing here?"...I'm like, "Oh you know, hunting elephants.

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Ipodaddict4now
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March 1, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Teacher: "Did you do your homework?"
Student: " Did you grade my paper?"
Teacher: "I have other student's papers to grade"
Student: "I have other teachers homework to do"

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sml2298
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March 1, 2012 8:24pm UTC

i dont hate you
its just...
i hope the next time you get your period
is in a shark tank.
not my quote(:

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XXelmoXX
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March 1, 2012 8:28pm UTC

When I'm Bored,
I like to text a random number and say, "I'm pregnant."
nmf/nmq

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Surreal
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March 1, 2012 8:40pm UTC

Sticks and Stones may break my bones,
but chains and whips excite me
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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tibbsxoxo
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February 29, 2012 5:12pm UTC

Bread suddenly becomes extremely tasty when you're waiting for your food at a restaurant.

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Emmy911
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February 29, 2012 5:12pm UTC

you know your ghetto when
you bring tubaware to the all you can eat buffet
i want my fried chicken, my shrip, my lobster, my rice, my cornbread, my desert all in my tubaware i dont care
i need that sh*t for work tomorrow
alll that sh*t
were gonna have a feast up in there!
A FEAST!!!

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tobewildx3
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February 29, 2012 5:13pm UTC

it's a beautiful day ♥
..now watch some ahole F it up.

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