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  1. xxokiraxxo xxokiraxxo
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:19am UTC
    I'M A LITTLE
    '- - - - - - - - - - > d r u n k o n y o u
    { AND HIGH ♥ «
    / / + o n s u m m e r t i m e

  2. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Like 90% of the ocean remais
    unexplored and you're telling
    me mermaids don't exist?
    smh.

  3. love14ever love14ever
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    *Parent's go out for the night*
    Other normal kids: Have big parties, sneek out and do really cool things.
    Me: Blast music, sings as loud as i can, and pee with the door open.

  4. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    Singing one line of a song all day because it's the only part you remember.
    format by neversaynever16

  5. Cassie1026 Cassie1026
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    The O N L Y three things a guy,
    should want to change about his girl are her
    last name, address, &' her point of view on men

  6. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    WE HAD TO LEARN,
    HOW TO BEND,
    WITHOUT THE WORLD CAVING IN.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. lovestardoll423 lovestardoll423
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 2:34am UTC
    ₪₪₪₪
    Ew, your ugly.
    Good, I was trying to look like you today.
    format by neversaynever16
    format by neversaynever16

  9. within7lives within7lives
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 7:45am UTC
    How did you and daddy meet?
    Well honey, it all started with a kiss Facebook Message saying hey

  10. WhatAnOriginalUsername WhatAnOriginalUsername
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    If you didn't build forts out of blankets. You didn't have a childhood.

  11. WhatAnOriginalUsername WhatAnOriginalUsername
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    Changing your entire message because you don't know how to spell one word.

  12. art of hatred* art of hatred*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:55am UTC
    That beautiful moment when the teacher asks you to pick a partner...
    And you give your bestfriend the sexiest pedophile look ever.

  13. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    Other girls: so then his hand went up my shirt and it was OMG! I love him soo much!
    Me: .. sometimes crumbs fall down my bra.

  14. timmyturner12345 timmyturner12345
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Fact: not all goodbyes are sad.
    Example: "goodbye, class."

  15. severely_unconcerned severely_unconcerned
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    When I was a kid, I knew Victoria Justice as Lola, not Tori.

  16. onlyontuesdays onlyontuesdays
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    That akward moment when your trying to look cute, run your fingures through your hair, and hit a knot...

  17. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    Obviously, I'm only single, because I'm too sexy for everyone.

  18. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    That amazing moment
    when you're listening
    to music and your ipod falls,
    and your headphones
    save it from smashing
    on the ground.

  19. volleyball07xoxo volleyball07xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:41am UTC
    *le me babysitting cousins*
    Little cousin Sydney: Do you have a boyfriend?
    Me: Hah, no.
    Little cousin Charlie: I have a girlfriend, her name is Abby.
    Me: Does she know she's your girlfriend?
    Charlie: Not yet, but she will.
    true story

  20. Emmi89 Emmi89
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:44am UTC
    Me and my best friend: *Laughing*
    Me and my best friend:
    Me and my best friend:
    Me and my best friend:
    Me and my best friend: *Looks at each other*
    Me and my best friend: *Laughing like loonies all over again*
    I love her <3

:)

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