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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. suckmygoldenpopcorn suckmygoldenpopcorn
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    Whenenever
    i can't find something
    it magically appears when my mom looks
     

  4. xxrandomdeadgirlxx xxrandomdeadgirlxx
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    10 years ago we had;
    Steve Jobs,
    Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.
    Now we have;
    no Jobs
    no Hope and no Cash

  5. raachelx259 raachelx259
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    I hate it when I'm
    about to cry, and someone asks me
    what's wrong, because explaining it hurts more

  6. mckmeyer mckmeyer
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    nmf
    Will you go out with me?
    No...
    Do you know what i just asked?
    nmf
    Yeah... Will you go out with me
    Yes:)

  7. oneofakind oneofakind
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    your a flirt.
    That's all you've ever been.
    that's all you are.
    that's all you'll ever be.
    And it hurts so much,
    Because you'll never know,how much
    you mean to me,
    and how i loved you...

  8. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when your parents comment on your boyfriends status'

  9. benjiiblaiiine benjiiblaiiine
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. niftyfoshizzle niftyfoshizzle
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    if a guy can't handle you in
    s w e a t p a n t s
    he sure as hell doesn't deserve you in a
    wedding dres s .

  11. cheeseylovesongs cheeseylovesongs
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    so today this special ed kid
    looked really sad.
    me- what's wrong Greg?
    him- I really like you. You're really pretty. But I know I have problems and I'll never have you.
    this made me cry.

  12. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    am i the only one who
    still doesn't know what there wishing for on 11/11/11?

  13. bridgiexbabes bridgiexbabes
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    so, today during lunch, this girl found out
    her boyfriend had been cheating on her...
    she brought all his clothes
    & things that he left at her house
    & as soon as he sat down at his table,
    she stood behind him & gave him one kiss.
    she took his milk,
    & he thought nothing of it.
    then she poured it on his head
    & threw all his stuff at him.
    & THAT is how a real breakup is done.
    everyone was clapping for her


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. benjiiblaiiine benjiiblaiiine
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    "DUDE I WASN"T DRUNK!"
    "Dude, you were in my fireplace yelling
    Diagon Alley!"

  16. xFlyleafx xFlyleafx
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 11:52am UTC
    WHOEVER DECIDED THAT
    girls have to shave their legs
    NEEDS TO DIE.

  17. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    I miss when I was little
    & didn't care about my weight, clothes or hair.
    I just did what made me happy.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. alittlebitstrongerx3 alittlebitstrongerx3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    and honey, she's an artist
    Wanna know the twist?
    the paintbrush is a razor,
    and the canvas is her wrist..
    click the ♥ and stop teens from cutting.
    THERESALWAYSHOPE ♥
    format credit; vicctorriaaax

  19. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    i'm afraid that i'm the friend
    that everybody secrely hates.
    the one that's annoying.
    the one that no one likes.
    the one that's totally oblivious.
    the one that everyone talkes about
    when they're not around.
    i'm afraid that i don't have any friends.
    -stixbillionsecrets

  20. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    having inside jokes with yourself.

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