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1. Rocklobster
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 2:55pm UTC
   Type your name: Harper
   Type your name with your eyes closed: Harper
   Type your name with your elbow: jhnarper
   Type your name with your nose: harper
   BASH YOUR HEAD INTO THE KEYBOARD: huyjj
   Repost this but delete my answers.
   Lawlz this was actually fun...
   
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2. Rocklobster
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2012 3:45pm UTC
   Here's to the kids who-
   SHUT UP.
   
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3. Rocklobster
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   April 20, 2012 10:18pm UTC
   Now. I have nothing against smoking weed. I actually believe it should be legalized. But I don't think people should be bragging about how they do it. It's illegal. If you're going to break the law, keep it to yourself. Thanks, people.
   
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4. Rocklobster
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   April 20, 2012 2:23pm UTC
   YOLO.
   You Only Live Once.
   ...unless you're a horcrux...
   
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5. Rocklobster
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   April 13, 2012 3:43pm UTC
   That completely HILARIOUS moment when you realize all of your friends hate you.
   
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6. Rocklobster
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   April 12, 2012 9:31pm UTC
   When any sane person has a boyfriend- "Oh my god, you're so cute come over here so I can hug you!"
   -----------------------------------------------------
   When I have a boyfriend- "Please don't come over here...oh, god he's coming over here...now I'm gonna do something stupid and mess this up...oh geeze, go away..."
   
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7. Rocklobster
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   April 7, 2012 11:44am UTC
   When your two best friends start going out, and you're left in the dust.
   
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8. Rocklobster
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   April 3, 2012 8:19pm UTC
   When I'm with a boy I like, my volume increases from normal to screaming.
   
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9. Rocklobster
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   March 31, 2012 10:19am UTC
   When you know two people from different activities, have no assosciation between them what-so-ever, then find out they're related, and it's like you just discovered the cure for some horrible diasese.
   
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10. Rocklobster
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    March 30, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    I still add numbers by counting on my fingers.
    
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11. Rocklobster
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    March 28, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Remember "The Naked Brothers Band"?
    Well, it was like, my favorite Nick show back in the day.
    And guess what?
    I found Nat and Alex's new album on youtube.
    "Black Sheep."
    Holy Crap. It's just...amazing...
    
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12. Rocklobster
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    March 27, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. Rocklobster
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    March 20, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    I remeber there was a time when I wasn't social suicide.
    I remember people actually used to fight to sit next to me.
    Me.
    But that was before cool mattered, I guess.
    Before cool was more than the glow-up sneakers your big brother owned.
    It was before I joined the school band, before I knew how to read, before I spoke my mind.
    Before I cared how people treated me.
    It's not like I don't have friends.
    I have friends; the best friends anyone could ask for.
    But even they sometimes don't want to be seen with me.
    It's the way I act, dress, talk.
    The things I do, like, say.
    It's who I am that everyone's afraid of.
    I still don't understand why.
    And I refuse to compromise myself for the rest of the world.
    Which is why everyday at lunch, I eat alone.
    Which is why in gym class, I walk the track in solitude.
    Which is why in homeroom, I read while everyone's talking.
    Because I am me.
    And that's never going to change.
    No matter how much they want me to.
    
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14. Rocklobster
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    March 14, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    No matter how many times someone explains it to me,
    I will never understand the whole leap day thing.
    
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15. Rocklobster
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    March 4, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    I hate freaking people using the term "FriendZone."
    Girls can have guy friends.
    It's not our fault we don't feel that way about you.
    It's not our fault we only want to be friends with you.
    So get over yourselves.
    
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16. Rocklobster
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    March 1, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Fave if you had a snowday today!
    
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17. Rocklobster
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    March 1, 2012 11:17am UTC
    Boston, you're my home.
    
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18. Rocklobster
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    February 28, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    So, what will I say? I'll tell them all, the angels, "I got drunk in the snow! And sang. And played pirates." Yes, I'll tell them, I'm ready now, I'll be an angel. Ten minutes ago you could see the entire horizon. Now only the dusk, and the first few stars. So dark. So dark. So dark.
    -Moritz Steifel, Spring awakening
    
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19. Rocklobster
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    February 28, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    You have to be sorry to be forgiven.
    
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20. Rocklobster
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    February 26, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    When I can't read the quotes on witty because the frickin' format is nuts.
    LIKE WHAT THE HECK!
    
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