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RobinIsaFood

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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SammieGrace
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July 18, 2011 11:52am UTC
5 years ago I realized my
boyfriend was cheating on me
I was heartbroken. So I went over to my best guy- friend's house and cried. He kissed me and called him an idiot for leaving me.
Today i am putting on a white gown
to marry my bestfriend.
nmf-nmq

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CharliesTheName
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September 17, 2013 4:21pm UTC
If I were a girl I'd probably just use my period to get away with everything
My boss: Charlita! Why didn't you do this project when I asked you to???
Me: I'm on my period.
My boss: You should go home and get some rest.
My boss: Completely paid for.
My boss: Actually take the whole week off.
My boss: And you know? Take my car.
My boss: Just don't scratch it.
My boss: Actually, go ahead and scratch it. I don't care.
My boss: Just leave.

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HopeIsAmazing
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March 9, 2013 11:05pm UTC
"I don't really care if they label me a 'Jesus Freak', there ain't no disguising the truth"

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