Rikolah

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Rikolah

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Member Since: 7 Apr 2012 05:19pm

Last Seen: 30 May 2012 03:55pm

user id: 290281

- I'm Levi and and that's it.

Rikolah
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 12:57pm UTC

If men ruled the world,
the funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

Rikolah
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 7:16am UTC

How you know you're in college:
You text faster than you type.

Rikolah
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 7:09am UTC

We always hold hands,
If I let go,
She shops.

Rikolah
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 6:15pm UTC

This world is coming to an end;
earthquakes, volcanoes, floods, Justin Bieber..

Rikolah
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 6:12pm UTC

If you're overweight..
And have trouble walking up the stairs, just put a buiscut on each step.

Rikolah
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 6:09pm UTC

If women ruled the world, there'd no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to eachother.

Rikolah
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 6:06pm UTC

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Rikolah
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 6:03pm UTC

My girlfriend says I never listen to her.. or something like that.

Rikolah
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 6:02pm UTC

Friend: ''Where do you wanna go?''
Me: "How about Hawaii?''

Rikolah
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 5:40pm UTC

EXPECT
THE
UNEXPECTED.