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  1. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 9:51am UTC
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  2. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    T O D A Y
    I was out buying bread
    When I remembered I’d left my money in my other coat.
    So, I just kind of smashed the window, grabbed the bread and set fire to the shop
    Because that’s OK now
    @London Riots!

  3. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    “Harry had always thought that he’d meet his death at the hands of Voldemort.
    So imagine his surprise when the doctors told him
    That he was hiv positive ”
    –Frankie Boyle

  4. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    Today in English,
    my teacher asked us what he shouldn’t mention
    if he were to describe his wife.
    One girl said, “Don’t mention any flaws!”
    && he laughed and said,
    “My wife doesn’t have any flaws”

  5. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    && Does He notice,
    my feelings for him?
    And will He see,
    How much He means to me?
    i think it’s not to be</3<3
    </3
    Sally’s Song

  6. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    I feel good enough
    for you

  7. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    Save the fairyland we live in,
    where my failings are forgiven

  8. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    I DID NOT KNOW THAT #3
    “More broader? No border”
    Women with larger shoulders are more likely to get breast cancer.
    Let’s hope this isn’t true

  9. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    I DID NOT KNOW THAT #2
    “Look at them knockers”
    A study shows that women with big breasts have a higher IQ
    …Plastic surgery does not count…

  10. Regret Regret
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    April 21, 2011 9:36pm UTC
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  11. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    Someone’s world was torn apart
    And you
    Laughed
    *we watched a video on the
    Indonesia Tsunami ’04

  12. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 6:44am UTC
    «»NoGlass Shoe«»
    \\To Bring Us Fame
    THE BIRTHDAY MASSACRE

  13. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    Just. Think.
    For one second.

  14. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    i’m SORRY I’M SORRY I’m sorry I’m SoRrY I’M SORRy I’m Sorry i’m SORRY I’M SORRY I’m sorry I’m SoRrY I’M SORRy I’m Sorry i’m SORRY I’M SORRY I’m sorry I’m SoRrY I’M SORRy I’m Sorry i’m SORRY I’M SORRY I’m sorry I’m SoRrY I’M SORRy I’m Sorry i’m SORRY I’M SORRY I’m sorry I’m SoRrY I’M SORRy I’m Sorry i’m SORRY I’M SORRY I’m sorry I’m SoRrY I’M SORRy I’m Sorry i’m SORRY I’M SORRY I’m sorry I’m SoRrY I’M SORRy I’m Sorry i’m SORRY I’M SORRY I’m sorry I’m SoRrY I’M SORRy I’m Sorry i’m SORRY I’M SORRY I’m sorry I’m SoRrY I’M SORRy I’m Sorry i’m SORRY I’M SORRY I’m sorry I’m SoRrY I’M SORRy I’m Sorry
    N o, y o u’r e n o t
    ^Highlight

  15. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 11:39am UTC
    I USED TO BE LOVE DRUNK
    & Now I’m Sober

  16. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    I t h i n k t h a t t h i s w h o l e
    ‘Like this if you like Justin Bieber’
    business is just for faves, to get to the top page.

  17. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 8:56am UTC
    Justin Bieber interview
    Interviewer:Bieber is German for basket ball, true or false?
    Justin: Is what?
    Interviewer: Is German for basketball, true or false?
    Justin: German?
    Interviewer: German.
    Justin: I don't know what that means. Is German for- I don't know what that means. We don't say that in America.
    His last name is German.

  18. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 9:41am UTC
    Patrick:Barnacles! What are we going to do with this dip?
    Was I the only one who had a dirty thought when hearing him say that?

  19. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 11:06am UTC
    You’re beautiful,
    Every little piece, love,
    And don’t you know,
    You’re really going to be someone?
    Ask anyone.

  20. Regret Regret
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 4:03pm UTC
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