T O D A Y I was out buying bread When I remembered I’d left my money in my other coat. So, I just kind of smashed the window, grabbed the bread and set fire to the shop Because that’s OK now @London Riots!
“Harry had always thought that he’d meet his death at the hands of Voldemort. So imagine his surprise when the doctors told him That he was hiv positive ” –Frankie Boyle
Today in English, my teacher asked us what he shouldn’t mention if he were to describe his wife. One girl said, “Don’t mention any flaws!” && he laughed and said, “My wife doesn’t have any flaws” ♥
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February 20, 2011 8:56am UTC
Justin Bieber interview Interviewer:Bieber is German for basket ball, true or false? Justin: Is what? Interviewer: Is German for basketball, true or false? Justin: German? Interviewer: German. Justin: I don't know what that means. Is German for- I don't know what that means. We don't say that in America. His last name is German.