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tylerr
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December 29, 2011 12:24am UTC

#1 rule during arguments:
if you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

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livsbestfriendryan
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December 28, 2011 10:17pm UTC

I guess you could call me a fireman
because I turn the hoes on
©livsbestfriendryan

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teenqueen143
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December 28, 2011 3:23pm UTC

Dear phone,
When I am fighting with someone
over text, I am going to need
much more than 160 characters.
Sincerely, everyone

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ColorMyWorld401
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December 28, 2011 7:45pm UTC

When Karma finally hits
you in the face;
I'll be there... just in case it needs
some help.
NMF

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TheBrokenSmile
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December 28, 2011 4:47pm UTC

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confessions_of_a_cutter
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December 29, 2011 2:56pm UTC

What else can you do
when your best
wasn't good enough?

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Jade672
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December 28, 2011 3:12pm UTC

I do not stalk my crush
I simply gather information for specific purposes.

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livelaughdream20
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December 28, 2011 6:11pm UTC

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Mandaxpandax33
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December 28, 2011 6:48pm UTC

Silly phone, that wasnt a
"missed call"
That was a
"saw who it was and ignored it call"

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_justkeepsmiling_
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December 28, 2011 5:05pm UTC

DEAR GUYS,
when a girl says "im cold" you're not suppose to say "me too"
smh.

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tylerr
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December 29, 2011 12:42am UTC

play with pen in class
PEN SHOOTS 25 YARDS AWAY.

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soccerloverx03x
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December 28, 2011 10:32pm UTC

I work out...
My jaw moves pretty agressively when I'm chewing food.

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soccerloverx03x
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December 28, 2011 10:08pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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melonroxs
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December 27, 2011 9:19pm UTC

Age 6: "Excuse me please"
Age 8: "Can you scoot over"
Age 10: "Move over please"
Age 13: "Dude move"
Age 15: "Get out of my way"
Age 16: *Shoves person against the wall*

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jimmy365
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December 27, 2011 11:44pm UTC

Beyonce: Hey, Justin, will you sing my song?
Justin Bieber: hey, yeh sure what one?
Beyonce: Great! 'if i were a boy'?
nmq

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spencer21
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December 27, 2011 8:01pm UTC

deAR THIGH FAT
HELP THE NEEDY?
SINCERELY, BOOBS.
follow and i'll follow you back!

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Lovelyinspiration
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December 27, 2011 9:37pm UTC

"Mom, look!"
"Oh thats nice sweetie."
Oh thats cool,how you saw without looking.

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skoshaannex3
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December 27, 2011 6:07pm UTC

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December 27, 2011 10:03pm UTC

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