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RazorsEdge

1. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2012 11:12am UTC
   I'm so disgusted with America.
   So many people have been complaining these past four years that the economy is tanking, Obama is terrible, blahblahblah.
   So how do you solve it?
   Re-elect Obama.
   I feel so ashamed to be an American right now.
   I don't want to hear ANYONE complaining about how bad the US is.
   It's YOUR fault.
   
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2. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2012 10:08pm UTC
   He died.
   A kid I went to High School with, graduated with...
   He died.
   I didn't know him well, in fact, he was one of the people that made fun of me, called me names.
   But I still feel sad about this.
   A twenty two year old should not die.
   He was engaged.
   He just had a daughter.
   <<He was a drug user.>>
   This is SUCH an eye-opener.
   Life is so short and precious, and you never know when your last day will come.
   Don't be foolish and waste it away on drugs and alcohol...
   Cherish each day, live fully.
   Rest in peace, MM.
   
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3. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 6:16pm UTC
   Got pulled over for doing
   53 in a 35 zone.
   Told the cop I am
   dyslexic.
   iFunny picture//Format by PurplePinkDreams
   
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4. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 12:23pm UTC
   Friend: On a scale of one to ten, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?
   Me: Nine and three quarters.
   
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5. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 12:19pm UTC
   Him: Why don't girls ever go to the bathroom alone?
   Me: Well Hermione went alone, and she got attacked by a troll.
   
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6. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2012 12:13am UTC
   Save a broomstick.
   Ride a Quidditch player.
   
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7. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 11:19pm UTC
   HELLO
   my name is
   You'll be
   screaming it
   later.
   
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8. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2012 11:28pm UTC
   Funny thing...
   The colors red, white, and blue are supposed to represent freedom.
   Except when they are flashing lights in your rear view mirror.
   
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9. RazorsEdge
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2012 9:08pm UTC
   Teachers:
   If the bell doesn't dismiss me, the bell doesn't determine when I arrive.
   
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10. RazorsEdge
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 8:40pm UTC
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    {
    Don't rush growing up. It's not what you think it is.
    I'm 20, and I wish I COULD GO BACK TO BEING 10. ♥♥
    
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11. RazorsEdge
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Sometimes
    Giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun,
    because they missed you the first time.
    
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12. RazorsEdge
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    OWLING.
    Because Planking
    >> Wasn't stupid enough.
    
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13. RazorsEdge
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    If sleep is so important why is school so early?
    
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14. RazorsEdge
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    CAT LOGIC
    *Sees hand moving on bed* "Oh, just a hand, nothing fun there.
    *Sees hand go under blanket and move on bed* OMFG, WHAT IS THAT?! I MUST ATTACK IT!!
    
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15. RazorsEdge
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    Friend 1: What kind of mouse walks on two legs?
    Friend 2: I dunno.
    Friend 1: Mickey Mouse! What duck walks on two legs?
    Friend 2: Donald Duck!
    Friend 1: ... All ducks...
    
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16. RazorsEdge
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    If you don't do something stupid while you're young,
    You won't have anything funny to remember when you're old.
    
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17. RazorsEdge
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    They should make
    an award
    For anyone who
    uses an entire
    tube of chapstick
    without losing it.
    
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18. RazorsEdge
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    ♂♀
    I'm sorry
    ♀♀
    But I can't
    ♂♂
    See a difference.
    Love is love is love.
    ♥
    
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19. RazorsEdge
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Relationships
    are not tests.
    So why cheat?
    
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20. RazorsEdge
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    What matters most is how you see
    yourself.
    
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