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Rawrsome
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March 8, 2014 1:50pm UTC

I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to f/ck off is considered rude in most social circles

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Rawrsome
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March 8, 2014 1:38pm UTC

I hate it when people say 'nice to meet you'Like wtf how do you know it's nice to meet me?I'm a f/cking as$hole

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Rawrsome
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March 8, 2014 1:27pm UTC

'Don't get too closeIt's dark insideIt's where my demons hideIt's where my demons hide'

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Rawrsome
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March 8, 2014 1:22pm UTC

I have realized that the older I become the more turn into Squidward

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Rawrsome
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March 8, 2014 1:12pm UTC

Hi, spiderNice spiderLet me pet youWITH MY SHOEHaha, spiderDead spider

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Rawrsome
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May 17, 2013 1:10pm UTC

#DidYouKnow?
'Pepsi Cola' was origionally called 'Brad's Drink'

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Rawrsome
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May 17, 2013 1:06pm UTC

#DidYouKnow?
The tip of a shoelace is called an Aglet.
With thanks to
Phineas and Ferb.

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Rawrsome
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May 17, 2013 1:03pm UTC

'Her bum's nice and plump,
her's is cute and thin. My bum's just a bum.'

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Rawrsome
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May 17, 2013 1:01pm UTC

Yelling someone's name in
different voices until they finally hear you.

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Rawrsome
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May 9, 2013 6:27am UTC

Walking along the street at night time
And singing out loud as you go because you just sound so damn good

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Rawrsome
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May 9, 2013 5:35am UTC

That awkward moment when your phone
Bungee jumps out of your hand
And your headphones are like
'I got you Bro'

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Rawrsome
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March 22, 2013 8:15am UTC

Me: Knock Knock
Friend: Who's There?
Me: Interupting Cow
Friend: Interu- MOOOOO

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Rawrsome
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March 22, 2013 8:13am UTC

Me: Knock Knock
Friend: Who's There?
Me: Interupting Doctor
Friend: Interu- You Are Pregnant

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Rawrsome
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March 15, 2013 7:13am UTC

In class:
Kid: ...And then me and Justin Bieber would spend the whole day togeher!
Me: The whole night too :)
Class: OooohhhhOhhhh

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Rawrsome
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March 15, 2013 7:01am UTC

I knew i'd never
Be enough

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Rawrsome
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March 15, 2013 6:58am UTC

There is a 99.9% chance that I'm hungry

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Rawrsome
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March 6, 2013 10:12am UTC

Staying late after school to finish a project, when you notice a teacher snaking through the corridors, with an odd look in his eye.
He looks both ways, then tip toes down again.
Only then do I notice he has a body bag on his shoulder.
I run up to him without realising it, pulling the body bag off of him and screaming 'You monster!'
I didn't know it was strapped to him.
I didn't know.
He falls, with the bag, and the body falls out.
It was a crash dunny.
Damn, I forgot about health and saftey class.

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Rawrsome
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March 6, 2013 9:50am UTC

You know what?
It takes time to heal,
Time to recover,
Time to piece yourself back up,
Find whats missing,
And you know what?
Its You.

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Rawrsome
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November 15, 2012 8:45am UTC

Really delete this quote?
*Washing a Car*
Friend: Sup dude? You washin' your car?
Me: No... Im watering it to see if it grows into a bus.

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Rawrsome
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July 27, 2012 9:42am UTC

Who came up with fun size candy?
what is so fun about smaller sized candy?

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