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  1. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    take a minute to think how different your life would be if you never met the people that
    changed everything

  2. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    I'm not good at advice.
    Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

  3. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    if she
    can't count on two hands how many guys she's slept with, you're about to get an STD bro.

  4. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    Fun Fact 2:
    A 12 -year -old's science project proved that toilet water is cleaner than fast food.

  5. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    Fun Fact 1:
    A way you can tell if you're whispering or not is to put your hand on your throat. If it vibrates, you're talking. If it doesn't, you're whispering.

  6. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    YOUR FACE
    I like it ; ]

  7. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you're only as fly as G5.

  8. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 3:55pm UTC
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  9. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    YOU
    [YES, YOU]
    YOU NEED
    TO STOP BEING SO ADORABLE.

  10. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    Apologizing
    doesn't always mean you were wrong and the other person is right.
    it just means you value your relationship
    more than your ego.

  11. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    The entirety of world history, yes- including Napoleon and the Black Plague, has led up to this moment in the grocery store, where you are choosing what kind of cereal to buy.
    DON'T. SCREW. IT. UP.

  12. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    i hate how chocolate immediately melts in my fingers. i mean,
    AM I REALLY
    THAT HOT!?

  13. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    Facebook Event RSVP Translator
    Yes= Maybe
    Maybe= No
    No= Do I know you?

  14. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    you are amazing.
    don't ever forget that.

  15. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    SO THE OTHER DAY,
    the kid I like was over, and he was chasing me around my house. And when my brother stopped and asked him what he was doing, he replied;
    "Chasing my dreams..."
    True Story <333
    ;

  16. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 11:23pm UTC
    Wanna know a secret?
    somebody out there can't stop thinking about you.
    you are beautiful
    don't ever believe differently♥

  17. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    i don't need a certain number of friends,
    just a number of friends
    i can be certain of

  18. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    Dear Heart,
    stop getting involved in everything.
    Your job is to pump blood.
    That's it.

  19. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    the best thing you can do for a friend
    when they're hurt
    is to be there
    even when you have nothing to offer but
    y o u r p r e s e n c e

  20. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    You think I'm pretty without any
    makeup on
    ,
    you think I'm funny when I tell the punch
    line wrong
    I know you get me, so I let my walls come
    down...
    <3
    Katy Perry - Teenage Dream

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