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  1. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Babe, is it in?
    "YEAH."
    Is it hurting?
    "UH-HUH."
    Okay, let me put it in slowly.
    "IT STILL HURTS!"
    Ok, let's try another shoe size.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. ecarlisle17 ecarlisle17
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Teenager Post #5127
    That Awkward Moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day you're not sure if you should put on normal clothes or PJS.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. mlparker18 mlparker18
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    -_ -_ -_ -_ -_ -_ -_ -_ -_ -_ -_ -_ -_-_ -_-_-_-_-_-_-_ -_-_-_-_-_-
    What Cancer Can NOT Do ...
    Cancer is so limited that:
    It cannot cripple love
    It cannot shatter hope
    It cannot corrode faith
    It cannot destroy peace
    It cannot kill friendship
    It cannot suppress memories
    It cannot silence courage
    It cannot conquer the spirit
    Fave If
    You have had Cancer
    or
    Know someone who did or does
    (I myself am now in remission from cancer)

  5. ShesFullOfHope ShesFullOfHope
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    I don't care if I was born in 1998.
    I'm a 90's kid.

  6. JescaPanda JescaPanda happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Here's to the girls who don't always win.
    The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them.
    The girls that laugh, smile, cry, and think all on a daily basis.
    The girls who love, learn, and regret.
    The girls you may never have it easy.
    The girls who learn the hard way to live and tell about it.
    The REAL girls.

  7. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Some may think it's dumb to cry over the loss of a dog. But in
    the twelve years I've had with him, he's been more of a friend
    than I can say for most people. He's laid his head on my lap
    when I was sick or sad, and made sure I was loved always.
    Saying goodbye was one of the hardest things I've ever done,
    and he'll be in my heart always. ♥ RIP JOEY You're one hell of
    a dog.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. red_vans101 red_vans101
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Normal couples:
    "You hang up!"
    "No, you hang up!"
    Katniss and Peeta:
    "You kill me!"
    "No, you kill me!"

  9. xotaracarr* xotaracarr*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    " IF PEOPLE ARE
    TRYING TO
    BRING YOU
    DOWN
    IT ONLY MEANS
    THAT YOU ARE
    ABOVE THEM. "

  10. maddo143 maddo143
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    I really hate today's society.
    When I was little, I said I was never going
    to swear. I told myself that I would never
    be like the older girls on my bus, or be mean
    to anyone. But the person I said that I would never be, is exactly what I became. Everyone around me is turning into someone they said that they'd never become. It's hard to live in a society like this. It's hard to swim in a world so shallow.

  11. GABTASTIC_ GABTASTIC_
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    ♥ i w i l l n o t f o l l o w EVERY PERSON THAT FAVORITES THIS c:

  12. teephan3 teephan3
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    SUMMER=NO MAKEUP
    I can't wait.

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    i feel like my two best friends
    are still best friends with each other, just not with me.

  14. teephan3 teephan3
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Liam Hemsworth: I am single.
    ..... I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

  15. teephan3 teephan3
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    My thoughts during school:
    Stupid Muggles.

  16. teephan3 teephan3
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    I called my friend a fat lard in front of my mother.
    WAPOW! 40 minute lecture.

  17. teephan3 teephan3
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    I'm flipping my hair.....
    And your not getting overwhelmed.
    Figures.

  18. ElegantBubbles_ ElegantBubbles_
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Oh, How I Miss Witty!
    According to my drafts, it has been 38 since my last quote.

  19. LiamRules LiamRules
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    I like it when your bored......................
    You can just slope around,
    on a computer all day.
    ;D.

  20. LiamRules LiamRules
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 6:54am UTC
    5th Quote!
    :D.

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