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QuotesForGirls

1. QuotesForGirls
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2013 7:26pm UTC
   People who say hot cocoa
   instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable
   
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2. QuotesForGirls
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   February 23, 2013 7:22pm UTC
   Imagine if twitter existed in the 1800's
   Abe lincoln probably would tweet something like "wow this play sucks just shoot me"
   
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3. QuotesForGirls
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   February 23, 2013 7:06pm UTC
   I don't remember ever agreeing to "school"
   it was probably in the terms & conditions
   
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4. QuotesForGirls
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   February 23, 2013 7:03pm UTC
   I wish everyone I hated
   turned into fries so I could eat them
   
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5. QuotesForGirls
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   February 23, 2013 6:55pm UTC
   Do you ever just rub your eyes so hard
   that you end up in another galaxy of swirls and patterns
   
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6. QuotesForGirls
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   February 23, 2013 6:50pm UTC
   Maybe I'm still single because
   I didn't forward that message to 17 of my closest friends.
   .
   
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7. QuotesForGirls
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   February 23, 2013 6:45pm UTC
   Just a friendly reminder that
   Emenem will be 41 this year. He will be 50 in 9 years. Just let that sink in.
   
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8. QuotesForGirls
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   February 23, 2013 6:37pm UTC
   Math. Science. History. English.
   only The Avatar can master all four elements.
   
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9. QuotesForGirls
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   February 23, 2013 4:53pm UTC
   I wish other girls would stop
   flirting with my internet crush. like he's mentally mine back off
   
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10. QuotesForGirls
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    February 23, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    Country music
    or as like to call it, "farm emo".
    
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11. QuotesForGirls
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    February 23, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    & It's not a real holiday
    unless it gets me out of school
    
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12. QuotesForGirls
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    February 23, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    "Ugh, I hate my life,"
    said the fifteen year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and pulled her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to text her 6 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
    
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13. QuotesForGirls
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    February 23, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    I'm the type of girl
    who would eat doritos on her wedding day and then accidentely wipe her hands on her dress.
    
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