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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 1:12pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Sorry, I can't go to school today.
    I fractured my motivation.

  2. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    What if our One Direction posters have tiny cameras in them,
    so the boys can see what we're doing...?

  3. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    One Direction fact #51
    One time, a fan asked Niall for a hug. Security tried to push her along
    but Niall jumped towards her and yelled "NO. I WANT TO HUG HER!"
    format by DamnnTaylerx

  4. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    One Direction things#97
    Niall: I'm a math genius!
    Louis: what's 675 books + 345 books?
    Niall: A LIBRARY! Ask me harder questions Lou!
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

    formatcredittofatassmuffin

  5. Vampirissa Vampirissa
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 6:58am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Fave this if you're a;
    -Directioner
    -Belieber
    -Little Mixer
    -Mahomie
    -Heartbeat
    -Hooligan
    -Swiftie
    -Soldier
    -TW Family
    -Arianator
    -Brat
    -Gleek
    -Twi Hard
    -Collinator
    -Echelon
    -MCRmy
    -Little Monster
    -Sheeranator
    -BVB Army
    -(Rihanna's) Monster
    -Clubber
    -Team Breezy
    Fave if you're in one of these fandoms, comment the one/s I missed.

  6. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    83% of girls wouldn't care if Niall quit 1D today.
    Fave if you're one of the 17% who would fall on the floor
    crying if he did. ♥
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  7. CupcakeAbbie CupcakeAbbie
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    I'd like to make a shoutout...SHOUTOUT! ~Louis Tomlinson

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    One direction were in africa for charity work
    they will be releasing their charity single cover called
    'One way or another'

  9. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    That mini heart-attack you have, when you lean too far back on your chair .

  10. cupcake200xox cupcake200xox
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    I know we're not dating, but
    when I see someone else flirting with you,I really want you to shoot them in the face. :D

  11. softballbabyx0 softballbabyx0
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 10:41am UTC
    That awkward moment when you're watching tv with your parents and theres a kissing scene.

  12. bookaboo bookaboo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    when life throws skittles and says taste the fricken rainbow
    throw back m&ms and shout im not afraid

  13. bookaboo bookaboo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    messaging someone and then realising that they arent answering you so you decide that you annoyed them :/

  14. bookaboo bookaboo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:57am UTC
    i am jealous of every
    girl that hugs you
    because for one
    second she held my
    entire world<3

  15. bookaboo bookaboo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:04am UTC
    Sometimes you need to
    RUN AWAY
    just to see
    who will come
    AFTER YOU

  16. bookaboo bookaboo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:09am UTC
    you can close youre eyes to
    things you dont want to see
    but you cant close youre heart to
    things you dont want to feel

  17. bookaboo bookaboo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:13am UTC
    people say hate
    is a strong word,
    but so is love
    and people just
    through it around
    like its nothing

  18. bookaboo bookaboo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:19am UTC
    i usually dont care about people talking about me
    it worries me when they start whispering

  19. bookaboo bookaboo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:40am UTC
    if you
    dont want
    a sarcastic
    answer
    then dont
    ask a
    stupid question!

  20. mskendall4198 mskendall4198
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    If a cow gives birth
    does that make it decaffeinated?
    Fave if you get this

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