dearoceantown* posted a quote
September 18, 2012 4:23pm UTC
*Talking to teacher* Me: Hey, I know a secret about you! Teacher: What is it? Me: YOU SHOWER NAKED! Teacher: I DO ALOT OF THINGS NAKED. Me:..... True Story
royalclaymaker posted a quote
September 15, 2012 9:07pm UTC
My sister wants to try out for my schools football team. But she is scared that she might not be accepted. Andif she is let on the team, that she may be made fun of. Favorite if you think she should try out. I will show this to her. I think she is great at playing football. She tackles pretty hard.... Nows how to kick a ball... far. And nows how to throw a ball in an exact spot. PLEASE FAVORITE FOR HER!
jezzica posted a quote
September 16, 2012 5:43pm UTC
Hey guys! I'm currently writing a One Direction Fan-Fic, and I want to post in on witty! The problem is, I don't know if people will read it :( 10+ likes and i'll post it? Comment if you'd read it! :)
ClayoTomatoe posted a quote
September 4, 2012 10:01pm UTC
Bruno Mars: You're amazing, just the way you are! Everyone: k One Direction: Thats what makes you beautiful! Everyone: ASDFGHJKL HAVE MY BABIES Bruno Mars: It's because I'm black isnt it Mq/Not meant to offend anyone its just a joke lol