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PowerOfThree

  1. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    How to do math:
    Step 1: Write down the question.
    Step 2: Cry.

  2. FlyingDove FlyingDove
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    in nine hundred years of time and space
    i've never met anyone who wasn't important
    -doctor who, a christmas carol

  3. FlyingDove FlyingDove
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    im the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.
    castiel

  4. FlyingDove FlyingDove
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    People assume that sexuality is strictly restricted to heterosexual and homosexual, but actually from a more
    open minded, non-subjective, and more accepting viewpoint,
    its more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, love-whoever-the-
    heck-you-wanty stuff.

  5. FlyingDove FlyingDove
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Doctor Who today.

  6. FlyingDove FlyingDove
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    happy birthday me.

  7. MariaWinstead MariaWinstead
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    WTF= Where's the food
    now you can go into the kitchen, open the fridge, and yell WTF
    You're welcome.

  8. FlyingDove FlyingDove
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    one word to describe me?
    MadAsAHatter

  9. ImmaBelieber67 ImmaBelieber67
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 7:02am UTC
    ►Play The Moments
    ▌▌Pause The Memories
    ■ Stop The Pain
    ◄◄Rewind The Happiness.

  10. smallsophiex smallsophiex
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 7:19am UTC
    respect your parents;
    they pay for your internet.

  11. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    It's my hair; stop telling me how to do it.
    It's my makeup; stop telling me how to apply it.
    They're my words; stop telling me how to say them.
    It's my life; stop telling me how to live it.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    You're like a fridge.
    Everyone puts their meat in you.

  13. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Typical ping pong game:
    5% playing ping pong
    95% chasing the ball around the room

  14. beentheredonethat beentheredonethat
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    ☐ Single.
    ☐ Taken.
    ☐ Waiting on Justin Bieber.
    ☑ Laughing at the 9 million girls who are going to die alone because they checked the box above.

  15. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Yeah, go ahead, tear her apart.
    Not like she has feelings or something crazy like that.

  16. Raerae7878 Raerae7878
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    PleaseFavoriteThis
    My mom smokes, and I hate this. I told her if I get 100 favorites on a quote, she’d have to stop smoking. Of course I had to explain what Witty was, but she said okay if I get about 100 favorites, she will stop smoking. Please imagine if this was your mom, I’ve tried everything. Please, I love my mom, and I want the best for her. I really am begging you, please don’t think im being a begger, I’m trying to help my mom. If you took the time to read this, god I love you so much <3333 thank you!!! Favorite this and I’ll follow you for sure! Please help my momma.
    Love,
    Kaleigh Duffie<3333

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 1:48am UTC
    the way my love life is going,
    my first kiss is probably going to be from a dementor.

  18. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. xxSoccergal15xx xxSoccergal15xx
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    *Anyone watch (watched)
    Charmed? I know that I'm
    addicted!*

  20. WesternRider WesternRider
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    Dear Leo from Charmed,
    be my Whitelighter?
    Sincerely,
    I love you <3

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