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PiiNkNATiiON
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November 6, 2011 1:17pm UTC

Kim Kardashians Marriage
was shorter than Taylor Swift's acceptance speech before Kanye West interrupted her.
-nmq

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 31, 2011 6:42pm UTC

Admit It ;
You're Scared To Text Him Because You Feel Like You're Annoying Him

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 31, 2011 6:29pm UTC

My Room May Be A Mess
But I Know Where Everything Is
♥

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 31, 2011 6:26pm UTC

iWantAGuy
to text me every morning & say "good morning beautiful"

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 29, 2011 3:49pm UTC

Daughter: Dad It Was SO Awkward..
Dad: You Know What Awkward Is? Saying "HEY SL*T" And Watching 15 Girls Turn Around..

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 29, 2011 3:41pm UTC

Life Without Music
Is Like
Spongebob Without Patrick

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 29, 2011 3:19pm UTC

PERIODS.
The Only Good Thing About Them Is Knowing Your Not P R E G N A N T

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 29, 2011 3:11pm UTC

- ♥ - ♥ - ♥ - ♥ - ♥ - ♥- ♥ -
People Say Weed Is Their Drug
Mine is Witty
- ♥ - ♥ - ♥ - ♥ - ♥ - ♥ - ♥ -

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 29, 2011 1:36pm UTC

The Moment When
You Get A Chain Text
& It Says "Send To Ten People And The Love Of Your Life Will Kiss You Next Friday"
&You Send It To Ten People
You Wait Til Next Friday
&YouGetNoKiss.

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 29, 2011 12:48pm UTC

_______________________________________________
coolstorybro,
nowgomakemeasandwich
_______________________________________________

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 29, 2011 12:35pm UTC

BED TIME: 7:00
GOES TO BED : 7:01
- LIVIN THE THUG LIVE -
not my quote.

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 29, 2011 12:00pm UTC

i am NOT lazy , i am on energy saving mode (;

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 29, 2011 11:58am UTC

& there's always a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray its not a train

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 29, 2011 11:56am UTC

Son : Mommy, the school's being really unfair to me D:
Mom: Why, what are they doing ?
Son: Punishing me for something I didn't do D':
Mom; THAT IS OUT OF ORDER!! I'M COMING OVER THERE RIGHT NOW.!! by the way, what was it that you didn't do?
Son: My homework..

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 29, 2011 11:51am UTC

Mirrors can't talk , thankfully for you they can't laugh.

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 29, 2011 11:48am UTC

& i feel so bad for the people that write the terms & conditions when no one reads them ..

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 29, 2011 11:46am UTC

Dear Food Commercials ,
Nobody eats their food in slow motion with their eyes closed...
Sincerely ,
Normal People

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 29, 2011 11:44am UTC

Wife : What are you doing?
Husband: Nothing..
Wife: Nothing? You've been reading our marrige certificate for an hour
Husband: I was looking for an expiration date..

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PiiNkNATiiON
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October 29, 2011 11:41am UTC

Dear Teachers ,
I'm sorry if I didn't realize that the color of my nails , how many bracelets I wear , if my hair was up or down , what clothes I have on , if I wear make-up or how many peircing I have would affect my education.
Sincerely,
Stud

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PiiNkNATiiON
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 11:37am UTC

BLONDE JOKE -
blonde: what does stfu mean ?
brunette: shut the f**k up
blonde: jeez , i was just asking

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