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Ashe Valkyr
is the name and Witty Profilin's the game.
I'm 16 years old, currently residing in Boulder, Colorado.
I love to paint, draw, sketch...any means of art, really.
I love to play lacrosse and soccer.
I've taken aikido since I was 6 and am a black belt in taekwondo.
I have a younger brother of 11 years, his name's Jay.
I love him to death.
My best friend is Aven Karlin. I love him.
There are around 13,000 people on this Earth I would love to reverse hook kick in the jaw
although I have 270,000 reasons not to, that doesn't stop me from
imagining it.
Oh, and I can't sing to save my life.
I am sometimes diabolical, but that's only when people aren't watching.

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posted a quote
April 15, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Okay, my Idea Factory has shut down.
Any story ideas I could build on?

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posted a quote
April 10, 2012 10:30pm UTC

Dear boyfriend,
If you bite my lip or neck, you better start taking your clothes off. Just sayin'.
Sincerely, LOL JK. WHERE'S MY FOOD.

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posted a quote
April 10, 2012 10:23pm UTC

When you hit your funny bone in front of parents:
Gosh darn! That is going to smart for a few days!
When you hit your funny bone in front of friends:
SON OF A *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep! *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep*! *Bleepitdy bleep bleep bleeping bleep bleeper*!

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posted a quote
March 28, 2012 11:05pm UTC

I gotta dig bick.
You that read wrong.
that awkward when you read that wrong too.
And said 'moment' after awkward.
this is awkward.

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posted a quote
March 28, 2012 11:00pm UTC

Random Guy: Oh, hey! A lamp! *rub, rub*
Genie: Hello! I am the Genie! I am here to grant you three wishes! What is your first w-
RG: MORE WISHES!
Genie: I am sorry, but a genie can only grant three wishes at a time.
RG: MORE GENIES!
Genie: ...f*ck.

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posted a quote
March 28, 2012 10:56pm UTC

♦
We are all a little weird and
Life's a little weird,
and when we find someone whose
Weirdness is compatible with ours,
We join up with them and fall in
Mutual weirdness and call it Love.
-Dr. Seuss
♦

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posted a quote
March 25, 2012 3:34pm UTC

In the song
Humpty Dumpty,
they never stated he was
an egg.

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March 25, 2012 3:22pm UTC

SinSsSinasinfiub2rubgfinkmqlewmbfhudkmSsisnsnssnijfnoeiurbgubhjehbfwhbhfjqwheSinister
ch. 2:
Foxe
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I slipped through the bustling hallways as best as I could, but I was still delayed just enough for the late bell to blare.
"Sh*t," I cursed quietly. First day and I was already late. How pleased Colt would be to hear that. Okay, I thought, snatching the slip of paper the mousy woman at the main office had given me. First stop. Scrawled on the paper was 14A. Alright, should be easy enough to get to from here.
I turned down another hallway, my eyes locking on the 14th door on the far right. Approaching it, I stood in front of it momentarily. I closed my eyes and held my breath, hesitating.
No, a voice snapped in my head. I recognized it as my own, angry and hissing. You do not hesitate, Foxenna Dawes. You do not. My eyes flashed open and I tapped a knuckle on the door, alerting anyone inside of my being there.
Seconds later, the door was opened by a small girl with light brown curls-a-plenty falling over her shoulders. Her grey eyes flickered over me quickly, then she smiled. One of her front teeth were crooked.
Her appearance was rather... endearing. Cute. The way a little kid with crooked teeth would be. I caught the smell of vanilla cupcakes and strawberries coming from her.
I could already tell she would be the kind that loved puppies and kittens and had a particularly viciously violent sweet-tooth. I even smiled a little bit back.
I hardly ever smile.
"Hi," she said brightly. So brightly, it was difficult to believe anyone-even one so seemingly sweet-could talk in such a high pitch. "I'm Sarah."
"Foxe," I replied.
She swept her arm inwardly, gesturing for me to enter. I followed the course of her arm and found myself in the center of a pentagonal-shaped room, a large, wooden-topped desk tucked in the corner.
I noticed how every gaze in the room was trained on me, except for 1. At a desk on the left of me, head down, was a guy with dirty blonde hair. Another boy behind him with black hair slapped his shoulder, whispering something to him.
Blondie looked up and I could tell simply from the way his eyebrows went up that he firstly noticed my hair, like I did.
I almost laughed when the guy behind him-which I've decided to dub as 'Blackie'-slapped the back of Blondie's head and said,
"Dude! Quit blushin'! It's lame!"
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Author's Note: So very original, huh? Blondie and Blackie.
Sarah: http://www.hipster-hair.com/hair/long_161519.jpg

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posted a quote
March 23, 2012 9:26pm UTC

SinSsSinasinfiub2rubgfinkmqlewmbfhudkmSsisnsnssnijfnoeiurbgubhjehbfwhbhfjqwheSinister
ch. 1:
Aiden
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"You hear about that new girl?" Kaleb asked aloud as we rushed down the crowded halls of Bridgestone High School to our Trig class. The smooth white walls and beige-painted lockers had become a familiar enviroment that I'd leave in a year. "What was her name? Francesca? Something with an F.. Anyway, from how Mitchy discribed her, I'd say she was hot."
I groaned. Kaleb was an idiot sometimes. Most of the time, really. "I really hope you didn't tell Mitchy that. You and her have been getting into a lot of fights lately and that honestly would not help your situation." Kaleb waved off my concern as we turned down yet another corridor until we finally ended up at Room 14A. Mr. Rockefeller's Trigonometry class.
Stepping inside the door, I picked my way to my desk on the far right. Slouching down, I noticed the chair beside me was empty.
"Hey," I said to Kaleb, who fell into the seat behind me. "Where's Emma? She not here today?"
"Nah, man," he replied. "She moved to Denver, remember? 'Bout a week ago, I think."
"Oh, right." I turned back around in my chair as Mr. Rockefeller moved to the front of the room. Just beyond him, on the whiteboard was the problem he was about to tell us to do. Rockefeller was an old teacher, complete with gray hair and a wise personality and he could out insult any student I'd ever met, so I tried to stay on good terms.
"Now, class," he said in that low voice he had. "Today we're discussing-" he started, but before he could finish his sentence, there was a small knock at the door Kaleb and I had just come through. Mr. Rockefeller squinted his eyes. "Sarah, could you get that?" he said to Sarah Michaels, who stood immediately and rushed to open the wooden door.
Sarah paused at the door, peering through the small retangular window and grasping the knob. She pulled it open wide and gestured inwardly to an unseen figure.
Following the arm sweep, came a girl. I'd never seen her before.
"Aw, man! That's the new girl!" Kaleb hissed behind me, slapping my back.
Not exactly interested, I looked up slowly. My eyes stopped on her.
The first and most obvious thing I noticed was the absolute firey red of her hair.
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Author's Note: Oh, ho, ho, ho. :)
Foxe: http://browse.deviantart.com/photography/people/emotive/?order=9&offset=24#/d1fx4bh
Aiden: http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9600000/Alex-Pettyfer-alex-pettyfer-9623037-900-900.jpg
Kaleb and Mitchy: http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/46/7g/ju/v9tqo1_500.jpg

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posted a quote
March 21, 2012 11:12pm UTC

I just feel...sick.

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posted a quote
March 21, 2012 11:08pm UTC

Okay, um.
I need some advice.
I lied to everyone today.
To my mom, to my dad, to my brother, to my best friend, to my favorite teacher... everyone.
About 3 days ago, I saw someone get killed. Two people, actually.
Not brutal murder kind of killed or anything like that.
There was a pregnant woman crossing the street by where I live.
She looked to be around 6 months along.
A drunk driver ran through a stop sign and...
just.. hit her.
I was moving before I could register anything that just happened.
The driver skid to a stop at the side of the road and came running.
I reached her first.
And... there was blood, coming from her mouth and her nose, hand clutched over her belly.
With her free hand, she grabbed me and said,
"Save him."
I knew she meant her baby.
I had to watch as the life left her eyes.
The driver was too messed up to help.
I crossed the woman's arms over her chest and stood up. I looked the driver in the eyes and said,
"Get the hell away from her. Get the hell away!"
I lost it.
I right hooked him in the jaw.
The woman and her baby were declared dead on the spot.
I haven't slept since and I don't know how to cope with this. Every night, I relive her dying in my nightmares.
Any words left are gone now.
That just... changed me.

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March 20, 2012 11:38pm UTC

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posted a quote
March 20, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Me: (Happens upon my best male friend getting a tattoo on his back.)
You're getting a tattoo, Aven?
Aven: Yeah, I'm celebrating my graduation.
Me: By..getting a tattoo?
Aven: Yep. Hey, maybe we should get matching?
Me: You want me to get a graduation tattoo?
Aven: Graduation, sure. Or, maybe, you could get my name done. Somewhere special.
Me: You are such a tease, Aven.
Aven: Who, me?

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posted a quote
March 19, 2012 11:17pm UTC

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Love is only a color the blind can see
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posted a quote
March 19, 2012 11:12pm UTC

If
you put
Lil John
and
Lil Wayne
together,
would you get a
full-sized
John Wayne?

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posted a quote
March 19, 2012 11:03pm UTC

There are no decent dating sites, you imbecile!
If you want the chance at romance,
YOU HAVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
-my little brother to me.

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