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BravoSierra
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February 22, 2012 1:36pm UTC

TEACHER: Where's your homework?
STUDENT: Written in the stars.
TEACHER: Where?
STUDENT: A million miles away
TEACHER: Why are you telling us this?
STUDENT: A message to the main.
TEACHER: Do you want to miss spring break?
STUDENT: Seasons come and go.
TEACHER: You better change your attitude.
STUDENT: I will never change.
TEACHER: You can go down to the principals office.
STUDENT: I'm on my way.
nmq

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maceigh
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February 21, 2012 10:04pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
You never know what you have until...
you clean your room.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 1:42am UTC

"birth marks are where you were killed in a former life!"
how did someone manage to kill me on my left butt cheek...?

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cujo*
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 3:34am UTC

Google
Should I kill someone, or have a cup of tea?
Search About 2,490,000 results (0.27 seconds)
Everything Did you mean: Should I kill someone, and have a cup of tea?
credit to PaperLung

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givingyoumyheart
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 9:34pm UTC

Sometimes
crying in the shower is excatly what you need.
format by: h0peful

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 9:44am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Am I the only one
Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect?

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
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February 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 4:58pm UTC

How would you feel if
you were the reason someone cried
every night?

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 2:31am UTC

the difference between
promises and memories?
you break promises
but m e m o r i e s,
they break you
♥
nmf

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 12:22am UTC

edward cullen's tips
on how to get girls:
♥ girls love older men.
be about 87 years older than her.
♥ sparkle in the sunlight like
a gay forest fairy.
♥watch her sleep. it won't be creepy.
♥ make it very clear that her
blood smells delicious and you
want to eat her.
♥ refuse to let her see her friends.
♥ abandon her for six months then
come back when she jumps off a cliff.

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MissAnna
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 6:09pm UTC

life has no remote. get up &
change it yourself.

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wanna_be_beautiful
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 4:39pm UTC

heros dont wear capesthey wear dog tags ♥support our troops <3

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GlamourGirl
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 7:19pm UTC

If he only wants your
breasts,legs,and thighs
send him to KFC

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sugartooth
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 6:32pm UTC

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 11:58pm UTC

i'd rather argue with him
than fall madly in love with anyone else.
nmf

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An'*
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 4:43pm UTC

because without you,
there is no me. ♥

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An'*
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 4:23pm UTC

that moment when you meet someone knew
and you know that this person is going to mean something to you in the future. ♥

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 11:59am UTC

Format by XxprettxX
The person who really loves you isn't the person who sees you everyday,
but the one who looks for you everyday.
Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 10:24pm UTC

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People will Hate you, Rate you, Break you and Shake you.
How strong you stand is what makes you♥
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xokaylayox
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 8:47pm UTC

you know your generiation sucks when,
guys wear tall black socks with shorts and its considered "attractive"...

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