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soccerloverx03x
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April 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC

I love it when I buy a bag of air
and the company is nice enough to put some chips in it.

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sophsunflower12
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April 16, 2012 8:56pm UTC

*cleans room*
24 hours later:
tornado alley

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xxIntoTheNeverxx
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April 16, 2012 7:35pm UTC

•○•○•○•♥○•○•○•○•○•○•○
You're attractive...
OFF WITH YOUR CLOTHES.
•○•○•○•♥○•○•○•○•○•○•○

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kclove5
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Even when I'm told I'm love,
I still feel unloved.

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mayday
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Maybe I was naive,
got lost in your eyes
a n d n e v e r r e a l l y h a d a [♥] [♥] [♥]
CHANCE.
Taylor Swift ♥ ♥

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teephan3
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 7:35pm UTC

I'm flipping my hair.....
And your not getting overwhelmed.
Figures.

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Roses are red, I have a phone,
nobody texts me, forever alone.
nmf

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC

yes,
it does take me an hour to get ready. get over it.

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Nat5553
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Guy: Happy birthday!!
Girl: Oh what did you get me? :)
Guy: You see that blue Mercedes
Girl: Yesss!!!!! :D
Guy: I got you a toothbrush in that color
<3

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famous_13
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 12:20pm UTC

You kill all the caterpillars,
then complain there are no butterflies.

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Crazy_Beautiful202
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 1:10pm UTC

; Well Done,
You deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger.

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pceluvbasketballx3
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 8:50pm UTC

I failed a spelling test
because they asked me how to spell
PLAYER
& I put down your name
nmf/nmq

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 10:48pm UTC

them:were you dropped as a baby?
me:yea, into a pool of sexy

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Nice tan,
What's your race? Carrot?

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silje_x3
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC

If you were born in the 90's
The best P.E. lessons involved
a rainbow colored parachute

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Dear makers of cherry medicine;
Have you ever tasted a f###ing cherry?!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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volleyballgirlxxx
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Hey, I heard you like bad boys. ;)
Yeah... ;)
Well, I don't look both ways before I cross the street.
That's actually really dangerous... :(
I know... I don't really do that.
smartphowned.com

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aosias23
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 6:42pm UTC

204 countries, 6 billion people
And I'm still single.

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AnaCastro196
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April 15, 2012 7:26pm UTC

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