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PeetaBread

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Member Since: 8 Oct 2011 08:00pm

Last Seen: 15 Oct 2011 02:41pm

user id: 224994

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  1. PeetaBread PeetaBread
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    If you at least have
    some food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head, & a place to sleep,
    you are richer than 75% of the world.

    If you have money in the bank, your wallet, & some spare change,
    you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.

    If you woke up this morning with more health than illness,
    you are more blessed than
    the million people who will not survive this week.

    If you have never experienced the danger of
    battle, the agony of imprisonment or torture, or the horrible pangs of starvation,
    you are luckier than 500 million people alive & suffering.

    & if you can read this message,
    you are more fortunate than
    3 billion people in the world who cannot read at all.
    \\\\\ _ the least you can do is be thankful. ♥

  2. PeetaBread PeetaBread
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    I hate when someone is obviously lying, but you don't want to tell them you know, so you're just nodding and leading them on.

  3. PeetaBread PeetaBread
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    M A Y T H E O D D S
    Be ever in your favor
    ♥ for the Hunger Games

  4. PeetaBread PeetaBread
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    Parents and Smart Phones
    Mom: I think I keep getting messages
    or missed calls or something.
    Daughter: From who?
    Mom: Some woman named... Betty Low?
    Daughter: Um, BATTERY LOW??
    Mom: Yeah, that's it!

  5. PeetaBread PeetaBread
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge with a note reading "Don't eat me."
    Now there's an empty plate and a note that says "Don't worry, I don't eat paper."

  6. PeetaBread PeetaBread
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    EveryonemakesMISTAIKES

  7. PeetaBread PeetaBread
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    Today I was bored so I said "What an odd place for a piano."
    You wouldn't believe how many people looked around for a piano.
    And I was in an elevator.

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