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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Int: would you like to work with Bob?
    Niall: Bob the builder?!
    Int: Oh sorry, i mean B.o.B
    Niall: oh..i knew that..

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    This is what happened to me as I tried to fall asleep:
    Me: this is comfortable.
    Me: Damnit, gotta turn the light off.
    Me: I'll put One Direction on under my pillow so their voices can soothe me to sleep.
    Me: am I the only one awake?
    Me: Ugh! I gotta pee!
    *Gets up to pee*
    in bathroom:
    Me: Should I flush the toilet?
    Me: I can just flush it in the morning and no one will know.
    Me: Yeah, but what if my cat comes and drinks from the toilet!?!?!
    Me: Better flush.
    *Sprints to bed*
    Me: Is anyone else awake?
    Me: What are One Direction doing right now.
    Me: I wanna stay up all night!
    Me: Would Peeta marry me?
    Me: Screw Gale, I don't like you.
    Me: Peeta I love you!
    Me: What colour should I paint my nails tomorrow?
    Me: Is (insert sister's name) still awake.
    *Get's up to check*
    Me: nope, I'm the only one still awake.
    Me: Maybe I can go downstairs and get nutella.
    Me: WHAT IF A CRAZY PERSON IS DOWNSTAIRS???
    Me: better sleep so he thinks im dead.
    Me: (insert curse word) I think I gotta pee again.
    Me: I shall not pee.
    Me: I shall not pee.
    Me: I shall not urinate.
    Me: hehe, now I'm Sheldon Cooper.
    Me: I SAID I SHALL NOT PEE!!!!!!!!!
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *gets up to pee*

  5. LivviiBearr LivviiBearr
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Hey we just started dating, && This is crazy... But heres my heart, Dont break it baby <3
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:44am UTC
    Straightening my hair
    and it's not getting flat.. oops, *turns it on*

  7. kittykat97 kittykat97
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Mirror: "Ooh, you look cute today!"
    Camera:"LOL, no."

  8. blairisepic blairisepic
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    nmf
    1D goes on US tour. Obama begins to support gay marriage. Coincidence?
    I think not.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    Swallowing a watermelon seed as a kid & thinking
    "holy sh*t, OMG, OMG. will a plant grow inside me!?!?!"

  10. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    the common love of a certain boy band
    has the power to bring girls together<3

  11. ItWillRain ItWillRain
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Am I the only one?
    Who finds it really rude when your friends don't invite you to hangout and then you find pictures of them, together, having a great time while you sit there alone?

  12. SparksFly47 SparksFly47
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Dear Society,
    i know i'm too short.
    i know my hair isn't stick straight.
    i know my boobs are too small.
    i know my thighs aren't thin enough.
    i know my stomach is too big.
    i know my legs are too bruised.
    i know my skin is too pale.
    i know my nose is too big.
    i know my wallet is too thin.
    i know my personality is too weird.
    i know my grades are too low.
    i know my social life is too dull.
    i know my judgements aren't always right.
    i know my decisions aren't the best.
    i know my heart loves too much.
    i know my mind worries too much.
    i know my eyes cry too much.
    but before you judge me, look in the mirror and make sure you're perfect first.

  13. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Extreme makeover: home edition
    girl: i kinda like horses
    ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
    nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    I still love you.
    Chapter 19.
    "Good morning beautiful." Connor whispered.
    I opened my eyes, smiling tiredly at him. "Good morning boyfriend."
    He laughed, running his fingers through my hair.
    "So, do you think we should tell everyone we're dating?" I asked him.
    "Sure." He smiled gently down at me.
    We both then got out of bed, and got dressed.
    I threw on my navy blue bikini and my black cover up over top.
    After I applied my makeup, I straightened my hair.
    "Ready?" Connor asked, peeping his head through the bathroom door.
    "As i'll ever be." I nodded.
    We walked out to the living room, where everyone had their eyes glued to the TV.
    At first I thought they were the morning cartoons, but then I realized it was almost 12:30.
    "Everyone, we have an announcment." I walked in front of the TV screen, gripping Connor's hand tightly.
    "Can't it wait?! This is the good part!" Brynn nagged, shooing me with her hand.
    "It won't take long." I told her, annoyed.
    "5 more minutes." Owen said, his gaze still locked on the TV.
    "I'm pregnant!" I yelled, causing everyone to go silent.
    Ainsley slowly reached for the remote to turn off the TV, clearly in shock.
    "Just kidding." I smiled innocently. "But Connor and I are now officially dating.
    "Awhh!" Brynn and Ainsley both exclaimed.
    "Get it in bro."Cade said, giving Connor knuckles.
    I rolled my eyes at his immaturity.
    "So, when? how? We want details!" She said anxiously.
    "Well." I started, seeing that everyone's eyes were on me. "He took me to this amazing place. There was music, and we danced, and then, he gave me this." I explained, showing them the silver ring that had my birthstone in it. "And asked me to be his girlfriend."
    "That"s so romantic!" Brynn exclaimed, examining the ring on my finger.
    "Cade never gave me a ring." Ainsley crossed her arms, glaring at him.
    "I-I'll get you one babe." Cade said nervously, searching his shorts for some money.
    She rolled her eyes, and I couldn't help but laugh.
    "How about we go out to celebrate?" Brynn suggested.
    We all agreed, going our seperate ways to grab shoes and whatever else we needed.
    We walked to the pier, looking for something fun to do to celebrate.
    "Look guys!" Brynn pointed.
    We walked towards a crowd, that seemed to be an audiance of a game show.
    "How well do you know your partner?" The host exclaimed. "We need 3 couples to volunteer!"
    "Oh! We'll do it!" Brynn's hand shot up.
    She jumped up and down, making it impossible to miss her.
    "How about this group right here!" The man pointed to us, motioning us up to the stage.
    He made each couple sit on a different couch, giving us each a white board to write our answers on to.
    I couldn't believe we were actually doing this.
    First, he made us introduce ourselves.
    Then, he began asking questions.
    The first question was simple, when is your partners birthday?
    Everyone got it right, except for Connor.
    The next question asked what state your partner was born in, and again, Connor got it wrong.
    After getting so many wrong answers, we were eliminated from the game.
    I stammered off the stage, not even bothering to wait for Connor.
    "Kadri, wait!" Connor yelled, when we were far enough away from the crowd.
    "Are you even sure that's my name?!" I snapped, jerking myself back towards his direction.
    He stayed silent.
    "Maybe us dating again wasn't such a good idea." I muttered. "You barely know me at all."
    The words were so painful to admit.
    I waited for him to say something, but he didn't.
    I turned to walk away, letting a single tear slide down my cheek.
    He quickly grabbed my wrist, pulling me close to him.
    "I might not remember your birthday, but I know you love to snuggle. You bite your lip when your nervous, and you've dreamed of being a dancer since you were 5. You're scared of the dark, but you absolutely love to watch scary movies. Even though you'll never admit it, you love school. You're constantly comparing yourself to other people, and you don't believe anyone when they call you beautiful. When we broke up, you cried for a week straight. You might have been able to get through it Kadri, but I know I couldn't. Part of you died when I left,
    but all of me would die if you did."
    ..♥ Sorry for the wait, i've been super busy lately..I'm trying my best♥ ThdddddADi ThThis chapter was kind of rushed, I can only fit so many words into each chapter. Characters are up on my profile, along with wardrobe if you go to the characters.♥ Also, the link to my layout site is up. Feel free to check them out.(: The number to reach for this chapter is 130 again.(:
    Hint;
    ----- As he chased after me, our clothes became soaking wet, and full of sand."You'll never catch me!" I screamed.-------Kadri.
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  16. XxLovesickilyxX XxLovesickilyxX
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    Your like the first peice of bread, Everyone touches you.
    But nobody wants you.

  17. alymusiclover alymusiclover
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. ktena777 ktena777
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    »when faced with two choices,simply toss a coin.
    it works not because it settles the question for you,
    but because in that brief moment that the coin is in the air,
    you suddenly know what you are wishing for

  19. Niallerswife Niallerswife
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    N i a l l h a s n ’ t m e t a f a n t h a t h e i s i n t e r e s t e d i n .
    f a v i f y o u h a v e n ’ t m e t h i m (:

  20. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Looking at quotes
    and thinking, why didn't I think of that?

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