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Pandemonium510

1. Pandemonium510
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2011 7:14pm UTC
   When your surfing Witty with the random quotes, and your dad comes in right when it loads a really bad one....
   
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2. Pandemonium510
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2011 6:54pm UTC
   Your other friend
   would bail you out of jail.
   I
   would be sitting next to you, getting my hair weaved by a murderer and screaming cuss words at the cops to bake my cake faster.
   Yeah. I'm just THAT boss.
   
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3. Pandemonium510
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2011 6:47pm UTC
   Those lonely hours,
   spent staring at your phone,
   Just hoping HE will call you back...
   
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4. Pandemonium510
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2011 7:33pm UTC
   Screw you!
   I'ma NINJA!
   
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5. Pandemonium510
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2011 7:23pm UTC
   broken, bruised, forgotten, sore,
   too f**ked up to care anymore,
   wounded, scarred, cut, bleeding,
   taking it all, but i'm still needing
   beautiful, pretty, i've got it all,
   can't they see i'm about to fall?
   swallowed pills, throbbing head
   society's killing me, i'm almost dead
   way too tired for holding on,
   society killed me, now i'm gone. (nmq)
   
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6. Pandemonium510
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 2:20pm UTC
   November 26:
   My friend and I were having a footsie war:::
   Friend: Balance, balance, you must have balance!
   Me: You're the one moving my feet!
   Friend: Balance! **farts**
   Me: **bursts out laughing and actually starts rolling on the floor**
   
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7. Pandemonium510
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2011 7:57pm UTC
   Can't wait to see all my sisters(and brothers) tomorrow. ;)
   Write witty on your right hand.
   
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8. Pandemonium510
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2011 7:48pm UTC
   Fall ♥
   -Fuzzy boots
   -puffy jackets
   -rosy cheeks
   -frozen toes
   -colorful trees
   -Halloween
   -Football
   -long sleeves
   -Piles of leaves
   -
   
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9. Pandemonium510
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 5:54pm UTC
   To Do List:
   1. Take out the trash
   2. Walk the dog
   3. Fall in love
   4. Get married
   5. Have a kid
   Just me?
   
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10. Pandemonium510
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    Bieber Fact #36
    Justin doesn't like cats because when he was little he had a dream that a cat ate him.
    Serena(My friend): Aw!
    Lindsay(My Friend): Aw...
    Me: That's strange...
    
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11. Pandemonium510
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:34am UTC
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    <p style="text-align: right; padding-right: 200px; line-height: 12px;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); letter-spacing: -3px; font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: 20pt;">"Let go of my boob."</span><br />
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12. Pandemonium510
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    "Twinkle twinkle little st-"
    "Dude shut the f*ck up!"
    
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13. Pandemonium510
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    Web Images Videos Shopping News Maps Gmail Sign In
    Google
    _____________________
    |Where is my phone?|
    _____________________
    If only we could do that....
    
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14. Pandemonium510
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 11:30am UTC
    -Earthquake
    -Tornadoes
    -Hurricanes
    I swear, if a Tsunami comes anywhere near me, some serious sh*t is gonna go down.
    
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15. Pandemonium510
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 9:59am UTC
    Okay, so theres about 687,669,104,000 people in this world and yet, the only one I want is you...
    
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